A VILÁG LEGIDEGESÍTŐBB JÁTÉKA | Cat Mario Rage Gameplay


Hi! This is TheVR again. We get a lot of recommendations on Facebook to try certain games. This game has been recommended to us by four or five people, telling us to try it out. It’s called Cat Mario. It’s a rage game, which means that it will make you so angry, that you will want to break your keyboard in half. To be honest, I have played this game before, however, Pisti has not. So i gave him the spotlight today, to try this wonderful game. -Let’s see.
-Okay. Look at that cat. Whatever. This looks like the first level of Mario. Yes, good. I have to be careful ’cause the fish pops out. I’ve heard of these types of games before, but to tell you the truth, I’ve never played any of them before. (unintelligable?) We can also add, that I’m stupid, but that’s irrelevant. (Pisti has already forgotten how to talk.) Yes, this has been a success so far… What was that? What-What whas that? They put a rock there so that… Everything is written in Japanese, by the way. This is stupid. Woah, woah, woah, woah, what is that mushroom? Mushroom! The bricks fell from above. It falls. Minus five? Woah, woah, woah, woah, I forgot about that bitch fish. We’ll jump over here and now how should I do this? But how do I make it move out of the way? Hold on, I’ll wait for these things to leave. Yes, and now I’ll jump onto this, and then here, like that. There, yeah. And then it doesn’t fall. Cool! Oh fuck, there was a fish. Flag! What is that? Yes… Wait, what the fuck is this? What? Fuck off! And now here, here is the immurement part. Wanker! I wanted to jump over, you see- Wait, there’s something here. That thing, yes. And now I’ll jump on it, and then over it! Yes… Oh, this is the end of the level! Now what? I have to jump on the flag, right? What was that? What just happened? Don’t I have to jump on the flag at the end? Huh? -Or, what do I do?
-I don’t know. What is that cloud, what is that cloud?! Why does that cloud have a face?! This is an asshole game. Oo, I’ve got some skills. Yes. Is that a rocket, or whatever the fuck? Seriously. Seriously, try this game. Because if you have a lot of perseverance, and you don’t give a fuck that you fail, Obviously, you’d say that you’re mad because you can’t pass the level, No. Even if you play this game for nothing, it’ll reach its goal. What the fuck? What the- Why the fuck can’t I win this? What the absolute fu- -What?
-Don’t jump on it. What?! So how do I jump over it, it’s just there! So, what I was about to say was… That this stupid game, this, this fucking pile of shit, reaches its goal by playing this motherfucking song everytime you restart, and this- This grinning cum-cat… ‘Cause, this is a cum-cat, by the way. Look at him, he’s just a white drop. Yes. Look at them, look at the damn grin on those white dicks’ faces, that almost killed me just now. Look- Look, I can’t believe it. Cloud! I said cloud! I said clou- I said cloud! And I still fucking hit that grinning dick. Unbelievable. And they made the controls, so that you’re pressing one direction, to make him move, and when you turn back he still slides a bit. The pills, the pills, the pills, the pills, the pills, I’m going to fucking wreck something. Yes? Boing! Boing! And now for the rocket trick. Fuck- Diiicks! I have to jump over it. I don’t know if you’ve noticed For god’s sa- Fuck, fuck! The number of deaths went back to minus, uh… Three. That’s because, uh… I quit. By accident. Sorry. Fuck, fuck, fuck, fuck, fuck, fuck, what can I break, give me something. Just, something. Anything. Anything. The Rift, the Rift! He isn’t fucking jumping! I pressed jump! Why is this so hard? Look, I’m pressing the back button so hard, I’m gonna fucking break my finger, get it, I’m pressing it so hard I’m going to shit myself, and he doesn’t go back, he doesn’t go back- Yeah, whatever. This game has no effect on me. It’s all childish bullshit. My keyboard wasn’t horizontal, that’s why I lost. It’s sticky as fuck because I’m sweating all over it, because of this fucking game, but whatever, peace, I can do anything. Yes, that’s how it’s done, see? It’s all because I set up the keyboard to be perpendicular, so I can kick ass. What is perpendicular? Whatever. It was a joke. Rocket! Fuck, I did this like twenty times, and not once have I died from this fucking rocket, what the fuck is this game?! By the way, I want all of you to play this game five hours a day I guarantee, that none of your relatives, not one of them will stay alive. After this, whenever someone will speak to you, you’ll bash their nose in so fucking hard, they’ll shit themselves, get it? For real. What the fuck, and why does it say- No problem. That’s it! Fuck me! You’re a whore! Not good, Jani, not good, I can’t, I can’t, I can’t, I can’t, I can’t, I can’t, I can’t, I can’t, asshole cat, asshole cat, what the fuck is going on? What the fuck is going on? I have to. Jani, I have to. I have to. It is Herr Professor Doctor’s turn to play. Oh, what is this? What game is this? Hm, very intriguing, that a cube just appeared like that. Yes. Yes, yes. I wrecked their shit, see, Only Herr Professor can do that. Now we’ll jump up here, look- FUCK ME! FUCK ME! Fuck me! It doesn’t help! Children, just because someone wears glasses, they are still an asshole. An asshole like every other, A fucking miserable piece of shit, look at that, I can’t jump over this shit- FOR FUCK’S SAKE! For fuck’s sake, fuck me! Do you see that cat?! Do you see how this motherfucking game looks?! Like my shit, get it? And then games like, whatever the fuck, I can complete, I play it all the way through, and not this. Stop fucking laughing, you, I’m going fucking mad! Here he is, Jani is chuckling right next to me like a madman, I’m getting fucking mad! What the-?! What, which one is calling me, why are you calling me, you faggot, why- don’t call me, motherfucker! For fuck’s sake! Fucking calling me on the phone, fuck knows when, cause he’s having problems. Yes. I did it. I did it. Well. Herr Doctor. No, it doesn’t go into my nose, fuck. But I could do it, if I put the microphone into my nose, I could. Seriously, I could. Now I’m gonna fuck up because of this. Fuck yeah! I did it! wat Fucking alright then, no problem, it’s cool. You die from the mushroom! That’s how it goes. But this is a new level, it has fucking everything. Fucking hell, how the fuck do I wreck both of them at the same time?! No, I can’t believe it. Boing-boing! Boing-boing! Shit like this- Oh, I’ll just jump in from above, no prob- That’s a fish! It’s a fucking fish. It comes and it’s over, bye. can’t I jump under it? But wha- So what the fuck do i do now, one of the holes launches me, the other hole launches a fish! Huh? Well? Well, well, well… Did- Did I bounce off of it, what happened? This is the next fucking level, this is the next fucking level! The next level! Fucki- Motherfucking mushroom! This is why there are so many fucking serial killers, for sure! You know? Every crazy bitch who decided to go over and chop up their neighbour, played this piece of shit! Get it? But how in the hell do i jump into that hole, for fuck’s sake? How?! Die, you fucking fish! Jump on that fucking piece of shit already, for fuck’s sake. Into the tube! Into the tube! Go and jump into the tube! Fish! But why, why. why do you have to get the fucking mushroom- You touch the mushroom and it’s over. Horseshit. You touch the mushroom and the level is fucking over. The fuck is that? That’s how the level begins. Alright. To the right, to the right! Oh fuck, it grew so big, shit! What’s that? What’s that there? What, what, what- Did the rock grow teeth or whatever the fuck? Stop, stop, at least wait until I land, for fuck’s sake. Which one was it, this one? No problem. No problem, we’ll make it. That was a little surprise. A little surprise cube. Whaaat? WHAAAT? (inaudible) This is a fucking faggot. I can- I see the look on the developer’s face, just sitting there, “Hey! Hey, let’s put a cube right there, those little bitches will freak out!” Fuck yes, that’s it. WhaaaAAAAAAAAAT?! I’m ripping my beard out, fucking hair by hair. No, no, no! Boop! Boop! That’s i- Fuck, fuck, fuck, fuck, fuck it! Fly- NOT THERE! Was there something here? Faggot- No, no, no. No, no, no, NO! Not this shit! Okay! That was Cat Mario, If you want us to play moe of this, then like the video or write down whatever the fuck, or try it yourselves, I don’t know, I’m not playing any more of this right now- If you like our videos, subscribe to our channel, once again, tell us if you want me to play more of this game buuuut… Please don’t. Until next time. Bye!

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100 Responses

  1. Bence Dulai says:

    9:56

  2. Bence Dulai says:

    10:20

  3. Bence Dulai says:

    16:05

  4. Máté Mondovics says:

    Az angol felirat, valami kurva jól van megcsinálva, aki tud angolul nézze meg!

  5. Лучший Gellért says:

    5:00 best

  6. malna {:723:} says:

    Sokkal gyérebb az angol káromkodási szókészlet, mint a magyar. 😀

  7. Norbert Nagy says:

    XXXXXDDDDD

  8. Vadamur says:

    Pewdiepie látta ezt a videót?

  9. krisztofer rácz says:

    ez nagyon komoly legyen még ilyen fel is iratkozok rá xd

  10. kreativia says:

    1:12 xDDDDDD

  11. Mocskos Állat says:

    Igazi klasszikus 😀

  12. Best Bear says:

    2 millió megtekités😱

  13. Gyula Czine says:

    azért nem sikerül ott az a bogyós rész mert megijedsz amikor lejönnek

  14. ゆっくりタカちゃん says:

    日本人は、普通に全クリするという、、、(←Please translate

  15. Gyula Czine says:

    én tegnap a kastélyos pályán a tűzkardon 3 mat pattantam aztán ahogy nyomogattam a felfele gombot keresztül estem a tűz kardon komolyan mondom iratkozzon fel aki elhiszi §§§§§§§§§§§§§§§§§§§§§§§§§§§§§§§§§§§§§§§§§§§§§§§§§§§§§§§§§§§§§§§§§§§§§§§§§§§§§§§§§§§§§§§§§

  16. József Márk Bakos says:

    Hát át érzem amit érzel mert játszottam vele de egy olyan 5 próbálkozás után szét értem a billentyűzetet

  17. István Áron Simon says:

    Ez még 2019 végén is kurva jó.

  18. Gyula Czine says:

    még mindig sírok a nevetéstől amikor ezt énekled péripépipépérépipiripippipipipipépépépé

  19. Sanya Sélley says:

    11 percig játszott ki egy pályát

  20. Bandy Sweet says:

    Ennyi év után még mindig a legjobb a video a youtube-on👏🏻👏🏻

  21. Ádám Csörsz says:

    Gd

  22. mxd yt says:

    Én egy kicsit sem basztam fel magam ezen a játékon pedig több mint kétszázszor meg döglöttem és amugy tök könnyű

  23. Benjamin Hegedűs says:

    2019 december ?😅💪

  24. Kiralyman says:

    9:07–9:12 😂👌🏻lol

  25. Halogen says:

    12:42 Kedvencem 😂😂😂, még mindig rögöhök rajta

  26. Király László says:

    Beszartam rajtad 🤣🤣🤣

  27. Balázs Kádár says:

    ez ilyen regi video? mintha magamat latnam mikor gepezek 😀

  28. Róbert Dékány says:

    Fking Cat 🤪

  29. Anime Sekai says:

    A jápán szavak.
    Kár hogy nem értitek

  30. Kriszta panda says:

    Jó volt újta nézni 🙂

  31. Seres Vince says:

    2020?

  32. Tamás RTM says:

    Ki néz majd 2020-ban? Lika aki nézi!

  33. Zsombor Putnoki says:

    Ki fogja nézni 2020-ban is?

  34. Regina Takáts says:

    2020 van és én még mindig nézem!

  35. Gábor Bánki says:

    Like aki 2020-ban nézi!

  36. Péter Bobák says:

    2020?

  37. Innkeeper says:

    #2020 Best video ever! 🙂

  38. Macskalány says:

    2020 ban is ezt nezem 0-24

  39. Krisztián Kiss says:

    2020?

  40. MarkVp04 says:

    Ki nézi majd 2020-ban? Like aki nézi!

  41. Gábor Nagy says:

    Ki az aki rajtam kívül ezzel a videóval kezdte 2020-at? 😄😄😄😄

  42. Jutka Farkas says:

    Én 2020 jan. 1-elsején nézem

  43. RPD fox says:

    2020-van…
    És még mindig megunhatatlan! 😂

  44. Levente Deák says:

    Ki nézi 2020-ban?

  45. Imre Somogyi says:

    2020?

  46. Mező Bálint says:

    Még 2020ban is
    Megunhatatlan

  47. Ádám Kovács says:

    2020?

  48. Attila Kovács says:

    2020 ? 😅

  49. Róbert Likota says:

    Ki nézi 2020-ban? Like aki nézi!

  50. Marcell Molnár says:

    2020-ban is a legjobb!😄

  51. Simon Balazs says:

    Like aki 2020 bán nézi

  52. Munkácsi Zétény says:

    Valaki még itt van 2020-ban is? 🙂

  53. Barcsik Gabó says:

    2020😅 ?

  54. Tamás Horváth says:

    2020? 😂👌

  55. xyn Kalauz says:

    Vagjatok h egy par nap mulva ez a video 6 eves lesz?

  56. Tamás Uhrin says:

    2020? Csak én?

  57. Kocsis Arnold says:

    2020..??😅

  58. Hannya Nimer says:

    Kinézi 2020 ban like aki igen

  59. N. Dániel Balás says:

    Naaa, ki van itt 2020ban??😂😂 Van ami soha nem öregszik. Még mindig üt.

  60. Hun Lelo says:

    1:14: ehhez hozzátartozik, amúgy, hogy még balfasz is vagyok de ez most lényegtelen

  61. keffir 12 says:

    2020 #1

  62. Botond Baranyai says:

    2020 geccccó

  63. Bádog Ember says:

    Itt volt valami?
    leesik
    NEM NEM NEM NE NE NE NEEM NEMNEMNEMNEM

  64. Bence Rimai says:

    like aki 2020ban nézi?

  65. Mateh Máté says:

    Like aki 2020-ban nézi 😈

  66. ツLaci says:

    Like, aki 2020-ban is nézi!

  67. MexThePlat says:

    Remake?

  68. cfg Wolf says:

    Ez vicces 😂😂😂😂

  69. László Ábrahám says:

    Én már az egész cat mariot kivittem!😂😂😂😂😂

  70. Levente Kovàcs says:

    Valaki 2020?xd

  71. Roberta Stukonyte says:

    O sta kurva eja

  72. levy says:

    Ki nézi 2020-ban ,hogy tudja ki vinni ,vagy csak hogy röhögjön eggyet

  73. Emiko Schiffer says:

    15:11-nél Pistit megszállta egy démon 😂😂😂😂😂

  74. Arlengaming Arlengaming says:

    bazdmeg

  75. István Hegedüs says:

    A A A Az angol szöveg lefordítja a megérthetetlen szöveget."Hozzá tehettyük azt is hogy nem bal férfi nemiszerv vagyok de ez most lényegtelen."

  76. Máté Takáts says:

    A régi szép emlékek..😢😅

  77. Béla Ferenczi says:

    1:13 megfejtettem a 12 éves fejemmel h azt mondja Pisti h ez az amikor balfsz is vagyok de most lényegtelen apukám gépén irok boccs nincs hosszú i a billentyűzeten 🙂 de végre egy xd 12 éves fejtette meg xdddddd

  78. Márk Horváth says:

    Amúgy amikor Pisti nem tud beszélni felirat amúgy lehet érteni mert azt mondja "ez azt jelenti hogy balf*sz is vagyok de ez lényegtelen

  79. FuckYou says:

    Jajjjj…… Régi szép idők 😄😄😄

  80. Kamilla Wolf Walker says:

    Ez a szemüveges aranymondás mindent visz🤣🤣

  81. Márton Szőke says:

    Én már a kivittem

  82. ecks dee says:

    8:20 a depresszió jelei

  83. Judit Hagymàsi says:

    Ez nagyon jó

  84. Cloudey says:

    16:05😂😂

  85. Tűzvirág Mező says:

    2020 ezt nem lehet megunni

  86. Robert Galamb says:

    Like aki 2020-ban is nezi
    😂😂😂

  87. Senki Vagyok says:

    1.honnan van meg a játék
    2.megfejtettem mit mondott Pisti:most mindegy de még balfasz is vagyok

  88. hajni kiss says:

    Angol felirattal néztem így tanulhatok angolul🤣🤣🤣

  89. V Gamer says:

    Itt még nem akart a Pisti többnek látszani, mint ami. Szép korszak volt.

  90. Jwnsh says:

    6:08 Minecraft Ghost xD

  91. Kapás van! Horgásszunk Nimróddal says:

    Én kiégtem🤣🤣🤣

  92. Lilrohrer says:

    Igaz, hogy 2020 van, de 4:43 -nal meg a mai napig is csak sirni tudok. XDD :'D

  93. Kristóf Andrási says:

    Ki nézi 2022-ben?

  94. Milan Kallo says:

    2020?

  95. lami says:

    8:36 amikor nem érdekel és le áll az eszed a rage miat!😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

  96. Borsika Koren says:

    Rohadt vicces

  97. Cresser . says:

    0:32 kezdek félni…

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