Amber Says What: The Cats Movie, Sharon Stone on Bumble


-We don’t always
have enough time to cover everything
in the recent news, so here with a recap is one of
our writers, Amber Ruffin, in a segment we call
“Amber Says What.” [ Cheers and applause ] -Hey, you guys!
Things have been crazy! Okay. First of all,
the “Cats” movie came out, and people who love musicals
were like, “What?!” And people who love cats
were like, “What?!” And everyone else
was like, “What?” [ Laughter ] Then, I heard they were
in such a hurry to get it out by Christmas that they sent it
into theaters unfinished. Now, you can tell if you’re
seeing the unfinished version because you can see
Judi Dench’s hand. And I was like, “What…
does it matter?” These cats have
whole-ass human faces. Don’t nobody care about a hand. Give Judi Dench a pair of
mittens and get on with it. Then, I heard that Trump
was talking trash about Greta Thunberg,
and I was like, “What?” Of course he’s gonna try
to rag on Greta Thunberg. He hates children. He tried to send
five children to prison for a crime they didn’t commit. He hates children! He takes them away from
their families at the border. The man hates children. He wouldn’t even
help this child, and he was home alone,
lost in New York. [ Laughter ] Then, Madame Tussauds wax museum unveiled their new statue
of Nicki Minaj. And I looked at that statue
and was like, “Whaaaat?” [ Laughter ] Who is that? How could you mess up so badly? What picture did you use
as a reference? One somebody drew? Now, I can’t help but notice you got the face wrong
but the ass right? [ Laughter ] Who made this statue,
a 13-year-old boy? This doesn’t look like
Nicki Minaj. It looks like the lady
who calls the cops when you play Nicki Minaj
too loud. [ Laughter ] Then, I heard Rod Stewart
punched a bouncer, and I was like, “Whaaat…
old singer is he?” Is he this one?
And my friend was like no. And then I was like,
“Is he this one?” And my friend was like no. Then I was like,
“Is he this one?” And my friend was like yes.
And I was like, “What?!” [ Laughter ] ♪ What, what what,
what what? ♪ ♪ And you think I’m sexy ♪ ♪ Come on, sugar, let me what ♪ [ Light laughter ]
It was very fun. Then, I heard actress
Sharon Stone was blocked on Bumble,
and I was like, “What…is Bumble?”
Because I’m married. Apparently, it’s a dating app, and people were reporting
her account as fake because they couldn’t believe it
was really Sharon Stone. And I was like, “What is Sharon Stone
doing on a dating app?” There should be a dating app where people sign up
to date Sharon Stone. In fact, I’m gonna make one. Try to date Sharon Stone
with the new dating app Romancing the Stone.
[ Light laughter ] With Romancing the Stone, love’s just
a Sharon Stone’s throw away. ♪♪ [ Laughter ] Speaking of famous blondes,
put Rod Stewart back up. I have another one. ♪ Forever what ♪ ♪ For-ever what ♪ [ Light laughter ] Then, everyone was talking about
how Dr. Phil’s son put his house up for sale,
and I was like, “What? Who cares?” But everyone was like,
“You got to look at it.” And I did,
and I was like, “What?!” A person lives here?!” Then, I saw that his house
had a wall of guns in it, and I was like, “What?” If you’re a psychologist
and your son has a wall of guns, you are a bad psychologist. [ Laughter ] Hey, speaking of bad boys,
put Rod Stewart back up. [ Light laughter ] ♪ Have I told you lately
that I what what? ♪ [ Laughter ] Then, I saw Miss America,
Miss USA, and Miss Teen USA are all black women,
and I was like, “What, what?!” Then, a black lady
won Miss Universe, and I was like, “Whaaat?” Then another lady won Miss World
and I was like, “What?” See, white people? We can have nice stuff, too.
It won’t kill you. [ Laughter ] Oh, I was so proud of them. Then I was like, “Wait. Is every
black woman a pageant winner? Am I a pageant winner?” And then I checked,
and I am. This has been
“Miss Late Night Says What.” [ Cheers and applause ]

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100 Responses

  1. Carl carlson says:

    Love these

  2. Emily Price says:

    Love her ❤️❤️❤️

  3. Dylan Tapp says:

    I love amber sooo much!

  4. Jason Reliford says:

    I'm still upset I didn't get an Amber Ruffin under my Christmas tree this year. 🙁

  5. Roy Bey says:

    Goofy black girls Ho-prah school is winning

  6. William Phillips says:

    Late show writers: Look a black woman talking about things she knows nothing about and isnt funny
    Everyone: yeah you’ve done this before stop it

  7. Jamie Hood says:

    "The Cats movie came out and people who like musicals were like 'What!'" Let me stop you there Amber. I love you, but you're a little wrong on this one. As an aspiring actor, Cats is viewed as an abomination in the Musical Theater community, and I've only met 1 or 2 people that actually like it. The same composer also composed a musical called Starlight Express where people on roller skates pretended to be trains. It's all horrifying. Trust me, people who like it are in the minority

  8. Nikita says:

    Listen. we need to stop this UPROAR when we win at something. because we still cary the stigma. WE HAVE ALWAYS BEEN WINNING. Let me break it down. we, OURSELVES, are saying that WE cant HAVE GOOD THINGS! AND OMG GOOD THINGS HAPPENED TO US. LIKE TF. We always been the best if we really want to count down to the pros and cons. FRIST, WE DONT BURN UNDER THE SUN! NOW IF YOU THINK THAT IS NOT GOOD ENOUGH FOR YOU TO GET GOOD THINGS OR EVEN REALISE YOU ARE A DEITY IN YOUR OWN WORLD, THEN YOU WILL ALWAYS BE MISTREATED. GET YOUR MIND OUT OF THE VICTIM MODE. WE GOT THIS. #EMANCIPATED

  9. badbiker666 says:

    Wow – all those pageant winners. I am blown away. They are so gorgeous!!!! I mean, sure, they're pageant winners and they're supposed to be gorgeous, but seriously, they are REALLY amazingly gorgeous.

  10. michael musyoka says:

    "Romancing the Stone"
    Comedy gold

  11. Piper Tarver says:

    Amber 😍😍😍
    🙌🙌🙌🙌🙌🙌
    ❤😍❤😍❤😍❤
    She makes everything better with this CRAZY world!!!

  12. Shawn Cezanne says:

    She's adorable. But bless her heart, she tries really hard.

  13. AmyX says:

    I love your gold jacket!

  14. John Kochen says:

    Trump doesn't hate children………….as long as they are white.

  15. amyscrawford says:

    Worth the wait!! Killed another one Amber!! 🤣😂

  16. Lisa Miller says:

    I freaking LOVE her!!!

  17. Frances Horwitz says:

    dump trump

  18. Kris Art says:

    first: like

    then: watch

  19. novice Price says:

    This is so stupid. My god this is so stupid.

  20. allgood2 says:

    Thank the world, an "Amber Says What…" segment! I was losing all hope. Now at least one thing right has happened in 2020.

  21. Gilmore Mccoy says:

    I'm so proud of you Amber😅 for wining Miss Late Night😍👍, we love 💖you!!

  22. RowRedRound says:

    Except Romancing the stone is another blonde actresses film…

  23. Anticsofasocial nobody says:

    Dr. Phil's son has a house like that? ……his dad makes that much money?

  24. Portia Adams says:

    Yes Amber you are a pageant winner!

  25. Jeff DeVries says:

    The wind beneath my wings.

  26. Julie says:

    Amber is back!

  27. Swwetgirl says:

    I only clicked this because they mentioned CATS now am gonna watch more of her

  28. Jimmi James says:

    Amber is “what” annoying as “what”

  29. Michelle Terrell says:

    Cute 😊

  30. Ellen L. Sandor says:

    i love her.🤣

  31. cas4040 says:

    Nikki looks like the bannister in Beetlejuice.

  32. doti m says:

    Yes amber you are a queen pageant winner👸🏽

  33. Terry Lyle says:

    Amber says everything when Amber says WHAT?!

  34. Stoodmuffin Personal says:

    I Love you, Amber

  35. Zeluth says:

    Cats needs Mars

  36. Tyler Baraby says:

    Jesus, she is insufferably annoying and just not funny at all…

  37. Mitch Stilborn says:

    Amber Ruffin is a treasure

  38. sheri c says:

    She’s so cute

  39. JMRG GRMJ says:

    That Sharon Stone story is sad really, her own success alienates her.

  40. Zena222 says:

    How I know I'm old: I knew all three old-man singers 😆

  41. Kyla Armstrong-Benjamin says:

    Amber! This is my favorite segment on the show!
    Whaaaaaaat???
    Yeeeeeeeeeeeeees!
    Followed by "Jokes Seth can't tell"!
    And a Closer Look is in a league of its own!

  42. Bob Jones says:

    WHAT!!!!???? is funny about Amber Ruffin?

  43. Paul Platt says:

    What? That was a clunker this time. She's always better than this one.

  44. kleerude says:

    Amber was born to wear a crown. She’s obviously a natural.

  45. J Lincoln says:

    Amber just low key laying down she's married, to break a million hearts

  46. mike huang says:

    Miss late night is the best.

  47. Jenna says:

    I effing love Amber!

  48. Ann Demmi says:

    Amber, you look lovely in a crown

  49. Green Meat says:

    good joke but Kathleen Turner was the star in Romancing The Stone

  50. Matthew C says:

    "Isn't that right Al?"
    "……Whaaaaaaaaaat?"

  51. Angelica Hanna says:

    ♡ She is the best ♡

  52. valar says:

    I still can't believe Sharon Stone is on Bumble.

  53. dan meme says:

    Had to turn the volume down, too loud and annoying.

  54. Priscilla Jimenez says:

    What's the difference between Miss Universe and Miss World?

  55. Priscilla Jimenez says:

    That was statue looks prettier than the real thing

  56. Talyta Barcelos says:

    What💛

  57. Ram S says:

    Miss Late Night 💖💖💖💖💖

  58. Lea Seidman says:

    Amber is a national treasure.

  59. Scott Baxendale says:

    Amber is so amazing!

  60. tehnemox says:

    I like that Seth supports his writers. I like the charisma Amber has. But her jokes are still a good 60/40 whether they hit or miss with me. Like the Trump hates kids one. It honestly felt like people didn't react right away to it so she kept forcing it a few more times before the punchline. Some other jokes were funny. But some weren't.

    Either way, I still sorta like the segment but I prefer the jokes seth cant tell better.

  61. Ebby C says:

    "Things, have, been crazy!" 😄
    I know everyone says it, but Amber really does give me life.

  62. Sherry E. Reson says:

    She’s smart, talented, funny and adorable.

  63. Geo Dez says:

    It's unsettling to me how the white audience feels uncomfortable when she points out "Trump hates children". Its like they're trying to ignore the issue as much as possible.

  64. Martin Smith says:

    Does anybody find this woman funny?

  65. Markus Andrew says:

    Well, let's face it, if you saw someone claiming to be Sharon Stone on a dating app, would you believe her? Celebs on dating apps is just one of those things that doesn't happen in real life, like finding out a rich uncle you never knew about died and left you ten million bucks.

  66. Irish blessings says:

    Can Amber get her own show please!!

  67. Surge Kulikov says:

    Amber is Miss What?

  68. Ellen Spear says:

    Yes, gorgeous Amber, you are a pageant winner, but with brains and humor.

  69. Walawalacookie says:

    Amber is the pageant queen of my heart 🙂

  70. William Mickle says:

    A black woman won Miss Late Night!

  71. Jose Freitas says:

    Yes amber. We love you. Kisses from BRAZIL 🇧🇷

  72. Annette Armstrong says:

    Funny! Season 1

  73. Ian Dowdall says:

    "miss late night" I can't see that title misfiring.

  74. Walter W. Krijthe says:

    Punching a bouncer? Isn't that asking for trouble?

  75. Susan Leslie says:

    Correction: people who love cats said "WTF is that, get those mutant monstrosities away from me!"

  76. Victor Rocha says:

    Love, love, love Amber Says What

  77. SimplyDawn says:

    i love Amber. that's it.

  78. Cicakkibin says:

    Mannequin not statute.

  79. billy smith says:

    Absolute. Sun. Shine.

  80. Gabriella Collins says:

    I want a What with Amber x Really with Amy (minus Seth sry)

  81. Apurva Patel says:

    I can definitely see where some of the writing for Popsicle Shtick comes from.

  82. raidenwave says:

    best segment

  83. rudeboymon says:

    She isn't funny. Shes just sarcastic and black 😒

  84. Janice Sims says:

    Love you, Amber. You never fail to put a broad smile on my face.

  85. Mahoney says:

    It’s only a matter of time before she gets her own show.

  86. Alexi N says:

    Amber Says What is my favorite segment!

  87. Alexi N says:

    🤣💓😂💓

  88. Uusarushirley says:

    She a treasure she must be protected at all costs

  89. vasudeva01 says:

    "See white people we can have nice things too it won't kill you" : D

  90. Nicole Clark says:

    AMBER!!!! Hysterical as always 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂❤️❤️❤️

  91. Charlie Abraham Arana says:

    I fucking yelled out loud and clapped when she said 3:58 🤣👏🏽👏🏽👏🏽👏🏽👏🏽👏🏽👏🏽👏🏽👏🏽👏🏽👏🏽👏🏽

  92. Seetiyan says:

    Amber, you were already the pageant winner of my heart. <3 <3 <3

  93. xx mercedes swiftie xx says:

    i like when amber incorperates "what" into different songs

  94. El güero says:

    Doctor Phil Is not a doctor or a licensed psychologist. Somehow it's legal to portray yourself as one on TV and give advice to thousands of stay at home moms though

  95. Imp Again!~ says:

    Amber Says What is my favorite segment hands down

  96. adamtzsch says:

    A “sassy”, shouty, painfully unfunny stereotype. Jesus…

  97. Eric Smith says:

    That segment is hilarious and so is Amber.

  98. Margarita M. says:

    She’s so lovely ☺️

  99. mymomcn says:

    Get yo crown Amber! Whhaaaatttttt!!!!

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