An Ode to Pappy Van Poodle


Well don’t you know, Well, don’t you know,
five dozen months ago, Well, don’t you know,
five dozen months ago,
a game came out wherein you throw A Hundred A Hundred Animated softballs A Hundred Animated softballs,
and hit them out of the park. To those who go, To those who go,
and aim to play it, so, To those who go,
and aim to play it, so,
an opportunity bestows to buy a dozen minigames; to buy a dozen minigames; at prices below the start. The game is told, The game is told, in fabled tales of old, The game is told, in fabled tales of old,
to fare a rarity behold! –a character inside the code– –a character inside the code–
who’s buried in the dark. For, only those For, only those who gladly pay the posted For, only those who gladly pay the posted
pricetag plastered, For, only those who gladly pay the posted
pricetag plastered, without woe, are shown the secret side-character; are shown the secret side character; with the biggest heart. PAAAAA- PAAAAA-Happ PAAAAA-Happyyyyy! Pappy! Van Pappy Van Poodle! You were forgotten by the world, You were forgotten by the world,
and fewer knew your name. PAAAA- PAAAAA-Happ PAAAAA-Happyyyyy! Pappy! Van Pappy Van Poodle! You had been lost to history… You had been lost to history…’s hand….. You had been lost to history’s hand…
and so I feel ashamed. Okay I really tried to make this as fun as possible, but this is just taking TOO LONG!!!!! I’m going to just copypasta the rest of the lyrics I’m sorry After our Rusty makes the sale,
a probability’s availed;
to keep all of our items still,
and leave his marriage apart. BUT, NOT Van Pooðle! That man will
come through for his old friend, and fill
the needs that Rusty often fails
to find; he’ll gladly impart. Caring father, love distilled,
after him, men are all downhill.
Who cheers so proud he slips, and spills,
and knows your ambitions by heart. This elder man, with hidden tail,
does what he can, with limbs so frail;
because to Van it’s an entail
that rewards off of the charts. Pappy! Pappy Van Poodle! Your life has been, sadly, unseen;
though you never endeavored for fame… Pappy! Pappy Van Poodle! We all neglected to exalt you, We all neglected to exalt you,
and so I feel ashamed… Pappy! Pappy Van Poodle! For sixty-one months of your life have
been hidden in the game. Pappy! Pappy Van Poodle! I say you’ve waited long enough, now… I say you’ve waited long enough, now…
May your life never feel the same…..

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39 Responses

  1. Nick Robinson says:

    i unequivocally approve of this
    Edit: just wanna say this song has been stuck in my head for the past 2 days. thanks for the curse

  2. KirbyKungFu says:

    This is great.

  3. Coolstuff says:

    Pappy Van Poodle broke his back from cheering at this so hard

  4. bruhking says:

    This is absolutely beautiful. Pappy would throw out his back from cheering at this.

  5. Olivia And Friends says:

    Why does this not have more views?!?

  6. Neo Eriksson says:

    Pappy Van Poodle, your friendly hood business man

  7. Meltic Daze says:

    This is so good I love how your voice sounds dude!

  8. Irza Liando says:

    #pappyforsmash

  9. Pappy Van Poodle says:

    AH my back Thanks for the theme song!!

  10. Jacob Butter says:

    I don't say this to many people, but I love how this was written!

  11. KLAY says:

    Youtube bug, it isn't showing 1 million views.

  12. Wes The Gamer says:

    Beautiful. Actually beautiful.

  13. Pappy Van Poodle says:

    Thanks for the support! I love the song! πŸ’•

  14. Anonymous?.T says:

    Yeast

  15. Joachim Ruud says:

    Awesome! πŸ™‚

  16. Extreme Gamer 5000 says:

    love it

  17. Micah says:

    pappy van poodle is my favorite anime character

  18. A Plant says:

    i legit downloaded this

  19. 80 says:

    Beatiful……….

  20. Chargeman Kenia says:

    God this is so cool

  21. Xapatex123 Xapatex says:

    Came from Nick's newest video! Nice song by the way!

  22. ユーネポ / Yuunepo says:

    pappy ❀

  23. Potato Patato says:

    PAAAAAaaaaaAAAAPY VAN POOOOoooooOOOOODLEE!!

    I'm gonna be bursting into song at random intervals for weeks to come.

  24. TUC - Kaan Karaayan says:

    Being forgotten is the second death of a person.This fact makes his story that much sadder ! πŸ™

  25. My ears Hurts says:

    secret reveled first by nick robertson

  26. Green Blob Thing says:

    This is wonderful and deserves more views

  27. Dziaod says:

    I litteraly cried

  28. Ugly Bastard says:

    Talk about striking when the iron was hot lol

  29. CheesecakeLasagna says:

    Beautiful song about a beautiful soul.

  30. Newtons3rdlaw says:

    Only 391 likes? This video deserves a million.

  31. Alex A says:

    Pappy van poodle and W. D. Gaster?

  32. Tom Anonymous says:

    Dear the 11 people who disliked,

    You all probably should look out your windows before going to bed.

    -Tom

  33. leonidas belzebub says:

    One of the best things that happend this year, Period.

  34. Increasingly Irrelevant says:

    I think we all have to salute pappy van poodle for waiting all these years in the dark to be noticed

  35. Dremiphamus of Smoke says:

    The description says questions where this all went wrong…
    Correction: Where did it all go right?

  36. Michael safron says:

    PAAAAPPY VAN POOOOOOOODLE

  37. Doge Gamer 2015 says:

    The Best thing I've ever seen on YouTube and IT isn't on reccomendeds, SHAME.

  38. Divided Skies says:

    I think your the first guy ho used default fl studio kick clap snare and hats to make a song lol

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