Uncle Tony! Hey… you! Is your mother around? She is not, but she’ll be home any minute now. Any minute. Damn it. I was looking for one of her better kids. One of the bigger ones, the braver ones… One of the ones who really knows how to keep a secret. I can keep a secret better than any of my siblings. Would you die before you ever told what Uncle Tony was going to do to you Don’t just answer. Picture your own corpse. I… I would! Purrfect. Cause there’s a better than even chance you’ll actually survive this And she can’t EVER know I did this to you. There isn’t even a steering wheel in here, how do I dodge? That’s the beauty of my system. The bot will do all the work. Then why does anyone have to be in here? Stakes! Violence is meaningless unless it’s… well unless it’s not meaningless. In this place, you can achieve something meaningful In this place, you are not a nobody without a name. Actually, I do have a name…. In this place you are not just another mouth for your burdened mother to feed. Did she say th… She did. IN THIS PLACE! You are immortal! Wow. That makes me less scared. It’s a metaphor, kid. You could totally die. Are you sure you don’t want to pilot it? Are you kidding? It’s (@#%&№) dangerous! What the..? That thing had an ejector seat?.. I mean, that thing had an ejector seat. What? You didn’t?… Where did you get all that money? I won a bet. You bet on the other guy? That’s not important now. What’s important is you’re safe. So I won’t even have to figure out what I’m going to tell your mother!