Genetics Lab – SNL


>>>WHICH BRINGS US TO THE LAST
STOP ON OUR TOUR, THE NEXT GENE LABS INNOVATION HUB.
HERE OUR GENETIC ENGINEERS ARE DEVELOPING CUTTING EDGE
TECHNOLOGIES THAT WILL REVOLUTIONIZE MEDICAL SCIENCE,
IF THE DEPARTMENT OF HEALTH GIVES US APPROVAL TO CONTINUE
OUR RESEARCH, THIS COMPANY CAN SAVE LIVES.
[ APPLAUSE ] WELL I’VE CERTAINLY DONE A LOT
OF TALKING.>>YA THINK?
>>UM, SO, NOW I’M HAPPY TO ANSWER ANY QUESTIONS YOU MAY
HAVE.>>YEAH, I HAVE ONE.
WHAT IS THAT?>>YOU KNOW, I’M NOT ENTIRELY
SURE, BUT I CAN PROMISE YOU THAT IT IS CUTTING EDGE.
>>OKAY. BECAUSE IT LOOKS LIKE A DOG’S
HEAD ON A HUMAN BODY. [ LAUGHTER ]
>>WHY DID THEY MAKE THAT?>>GREAT QUESTION.
YOU KNOW WHAT, LET’S SEE IF WE CAN GET SOMEONE
OUT TO COME SPEAK WITH US.>>WHAT?
WHAT IS IT? I’M VERY BUSY.
>>DR. GOLDMAN, FOLKS FROM THE DEPARTMENT OF HEALTH ARE VERY
CURIOUS ABOUT YOUR PROJECT.>>OKAY, MAKE IT QUICK.
WE ARE ON THE VERGE OF A MAJOR BREAKTHROUGH.
>>WHAT IS YOUR PROJECT?>>WELL, WHAT DOES IT LOOK LIKE?
WE MADE A DOG HEAD GUY.>>OKAY, BUT WHY?
>>WHY?>>WELL, BECAUSE WE COULD.
>>AARON. YOU MIGHT WANT TO TAKE A LOOK AT
THIS.>>WHOA.
>>YEAH.>>WHOA.
WE DID IT.>>JUST OUT OF CURIOSITY, HOW
MUCH MONEY HAVE YOU SPENT ON THAT THING?
>>SO FAR, $35 MILLION.>>THAT’S INSANE.
>>I KNOW, WE’RE WAY UNDER BUDGET.
DAMN IT. HELLO?
[ BARKING ] OH, MY GOD.
HE’S MAKING PHONE CALLS NOW. WE ARE DONE HERE.
>>I’M SORRY, I FEEL LIKE THIS HAS TO BE BREAKING SOME SORT OF
LAW.>>OH, NO.
NO. NO.
EVERY PROJECT NEEDS TO BE THOROUGHLY VETTED BY OUR LEGAL
COUNSEL.>>AND WHERE MIGHT WE FIND THIS
PERSON?>>YOU’RE LOOKING AT HIM, PAL.
THERE IS NO LAW THAT SAYS YOU CAN’T MAKE A DOG HEAD GUY.
I GOOGLED IT.>>AARON.
[ LAUGHTER ] HEAR ME OUT.
[ LAUGHTER ] I THINK —
[ LAUGHTER ] I THINK HE’S READY TO START
WEARING SHOES.>>NO.
HE’S JUST GOING TO CHEW THEM.>>HOW DO YOU KNOW?
>>BECAUSE I CREATED HIM. DON’T FORGET, THAT IS MY DOG
HEAD ON BY DEAD BROTHER’S BODY.>>GUYS, HE’S TALKING.
>>WHAT? WHAT DID HE SAY?
>>HE SAYS HE WANTS US TO MAKE A DOG HEAD GIRL.
>>WE HAVE GOT WORK TO DO.>>YES, WE DO.
>>SO, YOU ARE GOING TO SHUT US DOWN, RIGHT?
>>OH, MOST DEFINITELY.>>YEAH.
>>YEAH. [ APPLAUSE ]

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60 Responses

  1. hoggattbay cve75 says:

    And starts with a BET comercial priceless.

  2. CMC 123 says:

    Cecily pitching a sketch:
    Dogs.
    whole room applauds

  3. thassa lot of sodium says:

    Mikey Day deserves all the awards

  4. Caution Hazardous says:

    Um, excuse me description, there are three scientists

  5. Andrew Hall says:

    Ed……ward

  6. Drew Clapp says:

    That is the most adorable project ever.

  7. Chilling in the comments says:

    A dog head guy
    BUT WHY

  8. Underrated Critic says:

    So is that Pete playing the dog-human?

  9. Jœy_ JåñX says:

    I see dog I click

  10. Korrvús Fjossollkern says:

    Ed…ward

  11. Jay says:

    I would totally date a dog headed guy. Not a joke. Just my truth.

  12. kermit da frog says:

    I feel like they did this skit just so they could pet a dog

  13. ashlin1902 says:

    This strangely reminds me of Fullmetal Alchemist. Any anime heads here? Back me up people.

  14. Nikolai Voronov says:

    I'm somehow sure it's Pete Davidson under the table)

  15. Otto N. says:

    1:45 But dogs are colorblind…

  16. Justin Brown says:

    Ruh Roh

  17. Erick Orellana says:

    Nipple slip at 2:54 😂

  18. SealTeam Ryx says:

    I think Karl Malone would be a great guest on snl just because of the way he talks they could work out something epic

  19. Sam j. Wednesday music says:

    That's def petes hands

  20. JamesTheFox says:

    The advances in technology have been amazing

  21. Alex Luyando says:

    Is the Pete Davidson's arms?

  22. W5 Chu says:

    I’m surprised that that the department of health didn’t see the need for furries

  23. Tristan McFolley says:

    This is one of my favorite skits ever. It’s so wholesome

  24. Anthony Nathaniel says:

    "Why did they make that?" 😂😂😂

  25. Wendevious says:

    Ah yes, the Postmodern Prometheus. Houndstein's Monster

  26. Gerson Rios says:

    Ed….ward…

  27. ColieDee Kenzo says:

    "Dog head guy" 😆😆😆

  28. The Nimble Ninja says:

    Apparently the dog head guy also has an extra hand.

  29. McFlingleson says:

    That dog is all like, "Hey, sandwich!"

    Naturally he doesn't know anything about SNL or sketch comedy or the concept of being recorded on a video camera because he's a dog, but he's pretty thrilled that he gets to eat a sandwich.

  30. NightShade Rose says:

    "Why would you do that!?"
    "Because we could!"

    Spoken like a man with no regrets.

  31. MOFO BEAST says:

    Pete davidson…… Haha

  32. Emily DiCarlo says:

    when did SNL go Full Metal Alchemist? I must have missed that….

  33. Petrichor screen says:

    Every sketch they made with sam rockwell was gold! 🙂

  34. howaboutataste says:

    clickbait title! That was a genetics retriever.

  35. Λαυρέντιος Ψαροκάηκας says:

    Well, that dog could always meet Woody Harrelson's robot woman!

  36. Eli says:

    That dog is cute!

  37. Michelle Castillo says:

    This is so hilarious!

  38. Kim Lance says:

    Very super funny 😆!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

  39. Carsten Köllmann says:

    Sam Rockwell is great.

  40. Mizzmic says:

    Have they never heard of dog man?

  41. Joao’s World says:

    0:55 is is that dog man by Dave pikey

  42. crazyguy84 says:

    That reality might be better the the win with the commie quote heroism piece of shit congresswomen we have in Congress right now

  43. Sturdy Alpaca says:

    Honestly that project is actually worth it

  44. Cadesworth. says:

    3:00 He’s saying end me

  45. Peege Clarke says:

    I used a golden retriever for a skit called ,
    " genetics LAB".
    NOW I feel farter.

  46. Cookie Cookies says:

    So wait. Does it have human or dog genitalia, wait. If the dog is neutered does that mean they made the dead brother…

  47. Whyinem says:

    Oh heck yeah

  48. queen cottontail says:

    Oh my god Mikey Day finally broke character.

  49. Marc Western says:

    Y'know, the head doctor looks kinda like Shou Tucker without glasses…

  50. Stephen LaFleur says:

    Can u please make more sketches with the dog head guy. I'd watch every on a million times

  51. Navaid Syed says:

    My goodness, you guys still think that we need more laws and regulations? Don't you think that we already have way too many of those? Costing us 4 trillion dollars a year just on federal level?

  52. Manny A. says:

    Dog head guy needs to be an avenger

  53. jake jordon says:

    That Dog reminds me of that segment from "Sesame Street".

  54. A Yank Abroad says:

    Fucking tears…XD

  55. Devin Crum says:

    He was trying to look away to stop himself from laughing but the thing he saw when he looked back was the thing that was making him laugh. That was so funny dude

  56. gnshapiro says:

    Why did they make it? "Because they could." That's a very important line of social criticism.

  57. #theofficial_ kami says:

    If dogs have hands instead of paws
    They would scratch and pat themselves.

    A doghead girl would have been a better start guys

  58. Ivy Dex says:

    Wow! Finally, a new SNL skit that is actually funny!

  59. Tr. Da. says:

    Sam and Mikey were trying so hard not to break character 🤣

  60. Jonah Kuske says:

    thoroughly "vetted"… nice

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