Good Mo gamers It’s raining. I heard thunder before that’s why i stoped cause there’s this thing I really want to try out with the trident I don’t know if I’m gonna get trolled Okay, it is thunder but if i strike moo cow Moo cow don’t look at me like that. I’m doing a thing DJ cow Yeah look away. I don’t know if this will work Don’t look at me IKEA bird was back by the way To just get murdered again I had to revert to an old save file Don’t – don’t look at me like that. Ulla Brita you’re fine I’m out of here. I don’t need this. I don’t need this sort of abuse DJ cow was like a father to me. How could you do this? Okay DJ moo moo cow, hit it How could you lie to me. How could they do this Sven? This should be illegal Shoot the cow with the Trident Felix. It’ll be really cool You’d be really cool Felix. I was so excited. I was gonna show you guys look I have to – liste – I mean two involuntarily placed Opportunity of employment people. I haven’t traded with them. Actually. I should probably should start doing that Yeah, their baby died. It’s whatever. Okay So yeah, as you can see they they’re doing a pretty good job Give me your money He wants pumpkin. Well, I have plenty of those God damn boy These two are making me rich goddamn 38 emeralds Sven we’re gonna be rich My melon farm is so good. Where did you come from? No one escapes. Did you guys know you can take melon slices and place them all together? Not cactus Come on, what is this? Keep guarding them Sven, make sure they do their job God, damn, I’m rich why is farming the most lucrative business of Minecraft You know if it’s bad for me to bring in people to work for me Involuntarily then why do they make it so good in the game? Because my god I’m rich What do they do? They’re freaky making in front of Sven. Hey, not in front of Sven Stop stop it Press the button, press the button QUICK. Don’t look Sven That was close one Hey, I don’t pay you guys to make babies. Seriously my melon farm is like the best Stop. Stop freaking less more farming. All right. Well, let me show you guys some of the other stuff I’ve been working on I spend a lot of time on my My Frick Chamber. I’m actually really excited (to) about it. I have a lot of stuff to do today actually Getting so distracted here Too much money too much riches. Fame money and a fat bank account So I want to store all the money in front of them so that they can see Where all their hard work goes to: to me Hopefully I get to just demonstrate my new System. I watched a few tutorials online. Thank you very much minecraft nerds So, yeah, I decorated it a little differently as you can see it’s a bit more Efficient now to update and stuff like that. It looks I think it looks cool. Yeah. Yeah, it looks – Yeah, it looks cool Cool. Thanks. Thanks guys So ah, hey, but I haven’t shown my favorite bit Which is the fact that look this guy sells me sharpness 5 and I’m like, ok, that’s freaking awesome This guy sells me sharpness 3 and nothing else and I’m like, well you’re useless so I have this new System which is called commit-not- villager anymore system, so you just press this button and Lava pours down from the ceiling And bing-bang bing-bong villager is gone and I can just place a new villager With my new railroad system that I have implemented. Oh, actually I have a lot of new systems You guys are gonna like this. Okay. So this is the feeding system right? Where food… Food drops down from the ceiling. So which makes them go Oh Epic. Now, let’s make Bebe can’t sleep right now have to make bebe. The problem with this system Is that sooner or later it runs out of food. I gotta go up there and refill it So one of the commenters left a really nice Suggestion where I know I don’t only just have sl – I mean, I don’t only just have people working for me involuntarily To feed – to make bebe. I also have people Working To feed the the feeder so this guy feeds with the carrots, so this is system with the drop down, but then it’s also connected to the Automatic farm, it feeds into the dropper, whatever he puts so that I don’t have to refill it, basically. It’s pretty awesome It’s pretty cool. Right? So now I’m gonna feed them a little bit more and hope that a new baby comes up Because I want to show you the railroad system as well actually while we do that. There’s another redstone thing I really want to build, where’s Ulla Brita? All right hey hey hey Ulla Brita is in timeout, but you can come out now you You can come out now Ulla Brita, I’m sorry I got angry I lost DJ co- NO, STOP. How do they keep getting in here? I I hate you So much HOW? It’s fenced up! Oh my God! I’m so sorry Hey, man, I’m so sorry. I loved him too. He sold me really good prices Okay, there is something I actually really really really really really wanna do because you guys have told me that as beautiful as IKEA Tower is You can make it even beautiful-er by adding a glass stained. What am I saying by adding a glass stained? glass glass stained: color stained glass! How do I do it? Damn That’s cool But I feel like yellow could be cool as well Hmm Oh my god yellow does look cool as well Ulla Brita, what color do you prefer? Yellow or blue? Yellow? Okay, ay-ay-ay-ay-ay Don’t think so. Oh yeah, you guys told me to put loyalty two on or three I could only get two on my trident. Sven. Sven, what do you think, yellow or blue? You want blue? Okay, but what if hmm maybe we could somehow? Have both oh my god. That’s genius. Let’s add both I’ve been doing so much redstone. I’m like this is gonna be so easy So what we need to do is we make one sticky piston I think I think we can just keep all the wiring on top of this Like a floor above maybe. Let’s see if I remember To build a clock. I mean I know how to how to build a bad clock. Maybe I’ll just do my bad clock Now we just need to place This on top Christian mark Wait it mixes the colors Naw Stop That looks terrible so I need to – aw this is okay. This is more complicated than I thought All right Felix You can totally be big brain, so what I would do, what my big brain is telling me Make my clock my own clock which is Everyone keeps saying is garbage. I don’t care It work. Okay, we start the pulse and Then we extend the pulse Okay, and then we do the same on this side It’s kind of a delay in between isn’t it? I don’t like that okay. All right, we’re doing quicker Why is there a delay Yeah, this is gonna break.WHAT THE PROBLEM? I don’t want the white one No, stop. Playing the actual game Trying to figure it out spending hours trying to figure out why your redstone doesn’t work Oh my god, I did it I’m such an idiot I- I used sticky pistons clearly I just had to use regular piston And that was all there was TO IT I was like ‘why it not work?’ oh because I’m idoit (idiot) There she is my god so butifol It took me half an hour longer because I’m idot, but man IKEA Tower’s so beautiful Look Ulla Brita is crying, wait I just realized Ulla Brita’s eyes are ??? Noo 🙁 All right p, oh yeah everyone keep pointing out the the maple is molding I don’t know what to do about it. What is this curse of vanishing? What where did he go? how are you guys doing you’re sleeping alright? you’re sleeping nice? everyone having a good time? Alright, I need to I need you to demonstrate something. Maybe I need to make it like a pis- GET IT Maybe I need to make a piston or something to push him now This is not the way I never tried this so He’s in the hole ladies and gentlemen, so now we should be able to by hitting this lever Get him up there, ah god I hope this works It didn’t work The Redstone’s not connected oh, there we go Yeah, I think we almost got it hold on one second. Ok. Oh god, is that a creeper Damn I love the trident. Okay. Alright, let’s do this. Go. Go AAAAND IT’S SUCCESS Look he’s a fisherman. That’s awesome, too bad we already have one of those. All right, that’s enough It’s time for me and Sven to hang hand (head) out On new epic adventure. Let’s go Sven. Oh, yeah. I need to find Jöergen there’s one part of – well there’s a couple parts, but one part in particular that I have never discovered in Minecraft which is the… The forest kind of area like those the mountain type – Jöergen! Oh Jöergen Smorgen. There. He is. Hello. Oh you made new friend. That’s so nice You’ve been here for a long time Let’s go gamers I think it’s this way. It is kind of awkward since I don’t have a house But I was hoping we could gather materials while we’re away as well. All Right. See you later, Ulla Brita Frita (?) Sven no uchi wa nihon des
(Sven’s japanese house) I am so epically anime. Oh my god. They’ve taken over. Guys, that’s my fishing spine Nothing in this game works the way I want I’ll never listen to you guys tips again from now on this game is between me and my boy So I think there’s a spruce area next to the, to the jungle But I’m not entirely sure, we”ll see Classic adventure Sven – Jöergen. This is what minecraft is all about. What are we gonna find? new epic friends? That’d be great, cause with the rate that I lose them If the rate that I lose friends becomes greater than gating (?) then I’ll have no friends. Ooh, we gotta jump the water brrra Nailed it. Oh my god. Black Jöergen… Meet Black Jöergen girlfriend. Can I make them go sexy? Oh, of course. He disappears some things never change. I don’t have wheat. Sorry. Sorry Jöergen, not today Oh my god, it’s raining. That means I can do this Nope. Oh my god. It’s not coming back Oh, it’s there oh it’s coming back whoa. I thought I had r e s p i r a t i o n Oh my god, it’s raining. Don’t worry Jöergen I built you a little roof Here we’re gonna be right back. You’ll be fine Sven is like ‘i don’t wanna – i don’t wanna go :(‘ I mean, I have a portal to this place, but why use portal when you can just bring your pets? Isn’t that right Sven Oh there it is, perfect This is like, when Americans discovered America for the first time ??????????????????????? Oh my gOSH, look at this! Get him Sven! You’re in the boat, you’re not helping Watch this Oh, yeah. Oh, oh, oh did u see that Sven? Sure AH What? it hurt me Sven, help Dangerous berries. Ah Stay away from those Sven I don’t AH Get him Sven. Oh God, stay back Sven please We’re not here just for the sprucing Cool. It went through him Get him Sven Good job Sven. All right. We’ll set up camp here. You hurt my boy You die a thousand times My child Good night gamer. Ah, how is it still raining? Never mind Okay, let’s go deeper, but let’s be careful Sven We don’t know what to expected in this place Danger could lurk in any corner. Oh there they are, we’re heading for the snowy one mountain, Sven Omg look at that, Sven! Quiet! Yes. Oh my god. Yes Okay careful, Sven, no! *tries to call him* We’re gonna abduct the child So what do you can do the way to tame foxes? ?????????????????????? Sven please be quiet. The way to tame foxes is to steal the children while they’re sleeping We should be fine. Can I do this? Does that wake them up? Ok ok ok, gotta go closer Oh frick Omg they’re so cute GOT ONE! ha ha woohoo. Hey, I’ll take both of them They’re mine now Say bye to your mom. I’m your new mom now Don’t worry about it. This is Bengt and ?
Very epic! So once they grow up, I think they’ll love – Sven – they just need to forget about their mom. All right, I’m your mom Call me mama Oh God Oh God I’ll protect you at all costs. Oh my god. They’re jumping they’re crazy. Where you going? Wow That’s awesome. Hey look you they made a new friend. HEY stop stop. No don’t hurt Okay, fine kill it, kill him. Oh I’ll block him for you. Here you go Yeah incredible job Aw he keeps it in his mouth that’s so cute As long as they don’t take my trident. Sven’s like I can’t look at this. Alright to the mountains. Let’s go gamers This is awesome God I love the Trident. So epic like *peu* I think they like me already Bengt (?) Bengt (?) Damn look at that. That’s so cool You never know what you’ll find in minecraft you never know what you’ll find we lost (?) Oh God, no – name -, stop harassing the chickens – name – ? Oh, what are they doing? ew, ew The frick is wrong with you. You better not hurt pee pee poo poo Pee pee poo poo is completely innocent. I think I think you can feed them berries No, that’s definitely not it and he took my leash. Give me back my leash. Oh my god No How could you do – don’t – no I don’t wanna hurt them – name – 🙁 – name – don’t don’t don’t don’t I’m sorry ah Why I could have given them a bone I could’ve tamed them Damn, that hurts Is that cat? I thought I heard a cat. It’s a kitty cat I only have cooked fish. Dang it Don’t look at me Bengt you better behave you saw what happened to your brother Oh my god, it is a village. Oh, it’s right here That’s so cozy look at that I like this maybe I’ll build my house like this I should probably gather materials. Hopefully they don’t mind Look at this. Yeah, I like this a lot What is this campfire Oh, oh Hey, buddy, what are you doing in here? You need help coming out There you go. You’re welcome. You’re free This is so cool. I love this area More people hello people or I call me’s me nice to meet you, too I’m from Sweden as well. This is more like we’re going to oh It’s getting dark. Oh, this is perfect. We’d set up camp here You mind if I sleep here with my little sheep This is perfect All right All right, we still haven’t gone to the mountains Whoa. Oh my god. He’s gray What why? Hey, hey stop Bengt you’re such a little nuisance All right, do they have money? no, poor. All right. We gotta climb that mountain boys I’d be lying if I said it’s gonna be easy That is so cool. I want to do this dude. I’m getting yeah, this is great. I’m getting – I’m getting in spoke for my house here Are you guys getting cozy vibes from this? Maybe we shouldn’t move to the snow area Whoa that looks like one of those sock puppet hands That’s awesome ALPACA Wild one! baby! That’s so awesome. Oh my god. His head is massive Look at him. Look at this little thing I’m taking you with me. Oh You’re coming with me? Hello. Hey, why are they following me? Stop. I only want your child stop This is so cool, okay, so wait New recipe we got snow baby. Yeah. Oh my god, we can make a snowman bebebebebebe boop boop omg the tiny one is the cutest. Can you make them stay tiny forever? Sorry, sorry, it wasn’t me. I swear. Hey don’t look at me don’t look at me like that. It wasn’t me. I swear look Back off. So how do you build a snowman you make block of snow and then a carrot would make sense? Right, or is it a pump? I keep forgetting to add minecraft (what happened to the alpaca?) Dude, look how pretty this game is. Seriously. Oh my god. Can I have one second? (F for the Alpaca) Protect Bengt at all cost and I lost him oh God There he is. Oh god, he’s all lost and lonely. He doesn’t know where his mommy is. Don’t worry (i’m ur momma) (i’m your mom) (it’s free real estate, i’m ur mom) (he’s sleeping that’s so cute) EAT Become strong aw he’s snoring Hey, good morning gamer There’s one last thing, hey hey hey Don’t hurt. hey hey, hey, tgoo- HEY nde EAT Damn it. I’ll protect you no matter what you gotta stay in the hole It’s the only way Sven you like this? Sven you like this? Yes, okay that was easier than I thought okay now look at that it’s so cute Sven has a girlfriend Look at thaat, what’s your name? Miss Sven? Ok, cool! what a creative name So are you guys gonna You know what? I have a chamber back home. That’s perfect for you guys. Did I lose him again? He’s so precious Keep sleeping What’s the female version of Sven there -there is none. It’s Sven. It’s his boyfriend Sven Okay, don’t ask questions Sven and his boyfriend Sven. Stop sleeping my god Okay Damn I’ll take a bonus. I was just about to head back Maybe we can ride the ship gamers. Oh, he grew up. I Think he likes me. Jöergen is gonna freak out when he sees us Jöergen is gonna flip his mind when he sees Sven has a girlfriend or boyfriend There he is That’s my boy How was it buddy, oh look at them, they’re two like two peas in the pie like two dogs in the boat All gang is back home, baby Ulla Brita, meet Bengt Let’s do a quick sleep. Oh my god. He sleeps with me. She sleeps with me That’s so cute. I guess you really missed me, huh? doesn’t care. Oh Oh no, he ate the leash here, take this. He changes, okay cool. I’m about to do the corniest thing I’ve ever done in this channel You can’t put a leash on a turtle. Damn it. Why not? Okay, oh Yeah, everyone is gonna be there To witness make sure we have Bengt! Yes, and then of course Sven’s BF There it is, oh look how cute they are. Oh my gosh, I almost forgot Peepee poo-poo Okay, is everyone here everyone’s here We have gathered here today For Sven and Sven’s boyfriend To unite as husband and husband In Minecraft, you may now kiss your husband His face is so big Oh my god. Yes Aww look how cute they are Aww he’s so cute For once a happy episode except of course DJ cow, but you know things happen Alright, that’s it for me for today. I hope you guys enjoyed this episode Smash like if you did Protect Sven merch at all cost out now. Check it out support the channel and the series. See you guys next time. Bye bye the subtitles were so difficult