John Mulaney on His Adorable Dog


– CONGRATULATIONS,
YOU GOT MARRIED. I THINK JUST THIS SUMMER, RIGHT?
– OH, THANK YOU VERY MUCH. YES. [cheers and applause]
IN JULY. THANK YOU. – CONGRATULATIONS.
BEAUTIFUL PICTURE. YOU’RE JUST ALONE
ON TOP OF A MOUNTAIN. – YES, WE WERE
THE ONLY TWO PEOPLE THERE. – I SEE.
[chuckles] – IT WAS A REALLY,
REALLY LOVELY WEDDING. AND MY NOW-WIFE, ANNA, PLANNED THE ENTIRE THING,
WHICH WAS GREAT. – BEAUTIFUL.
– YEAH. I SAT BACK–
I LIKE TO SAY I SAT BACK LIKE A DISINTERESTED
“SHARK TANK” INVESTOR. – [laughs] – I WAS JUST LIKE,
“I’LL GIVE YOU THE $20,000. I’D BE CURIOUS TO SEE
WHAT YOU’D DO WITH IT.” [laughter] SHE DID AN AMAZING JOB. – THAT’S HILARIOUS. YOU HAVE THE CUTEST DOG
IN THE WORLD TOO. YOU HAVE A LITTLE
FRENCH BULLDOG, I SAW. IT HAS ITS OWN INSTAGRAM. audience: AW. – YES. PETUNIA.
– WHAT–HIS–HER NAME? – HER NAME, PETUNIA, YES. THERE SHE IS. [laughs] SHE IS NOT IN HAWAII
IN THAT PHOTO. – NO? – OH, AND THERE’S THEM
DOING YOGA TOGETHER. – OH. – THAT’S MY WIFE
AND MY DAUGHTER. – OH. – PETUNIA IS 1 1/2 NOW. IT’S FUN TO HAVE
A FRENCH BULLDOG PUPPY. IT’S LIKE HAVING A BABY
THAT’S ALSO A GRANDMA. – YEAH, THEY’RE HILAR–
DON’T THEY HAVE THE BEST PERSONALITIES,
THOSE FRENCH BULLDOGS? – THEY DO. HAVING A FRENCH BULLDOG PUPPY, IT’S LIKE BEING ON A TV SHOW
THAT’S ALL BLOOPERS. LIKE, SHE NEVER DOES
ANYTHING NORMAL. I’LL BE LIKE, “PETUNIA,
LET’S GET YOUR BREAKFAST READY,” AND THEN SHE LEAVES THE ROOM AND COMES BACK
WITH A LOOFAH IN HER MOUTH, LIKE IT’S
“THE CAROL BURNETT SHOW” AND SHE’S TRYING TO MAKE ME
LAUGH. – THAT’S CUTE.
THAT’S REALLY CUTE. – SHE’S VERY ADORABLE. – AND SHE’S LIKE YOUR DAUGHTER,
LIKE YOU SAID. THEY’RE LIKE CHILDREN.
– YEAH.

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50 Responses

  1. Waldo says:

    First to suck my ass

  2. Dayna Woodie says:

    First!! 🙂

  3. itsVali says:

    Ellen i am such a big fan it would make my day if you could say hi

  4. Kristina H says:

    Yay!!! He's my favorite comedian!!!

  5. sarah stancil says:

    Swag

  6. Jessie says:

    Why doe s ellen really responto you at all?

  7. diane nguyen says:

    Eighth

  8. MikeHawkNSB3 says:

    Omg you actually got him in the show love you ellen!!!! Who listen to your viewers!

  9. Rao says:

    I'm a little disappointed that Mulaney is just a proper version of New in Town, but i still love John <3

  10. molly says:

    I really need Misha Collins on Ellen! Actually I really need j2M on Ellen!!!!!

  11. Yaszmine hh says:

    I love ellen

  12. Gracie Carmi says:

    Was he one of the rivals in Glee? I forget his name on the show, sorry.

  13. Shanira Lorenzo says:

    Bring Theo James

  14. Ariana Lara says:

    Ellen is so close to 10 , 000

  15. Ariana Lara says:

    Subscribes

  16. Orchid Le says:

    Under 301 yesssss

  17. Carrie Bradley says:

    Kevin and his grandma should come on here! The kid who records the convos of him and his grandma in the car

  18. macy shea says:

    Only reason I felt the need to watch this cause I love John mulaney!

  19. CollingsBoomer says:

    Is no one else obsessed with this man? God damn he's so hot, not to mention funny. But I never see people compliment his looks. D:

  20. Rob R says:

    john mulaney is doing really well in The Flash on the cw

  21. PhStateOfMind says:

    French bulldogs are like having a baby that's also a grandma! LOL.

  22. ThisIsTheTruth says:

    It's so funny how people's children don't stay with them after the age of 16 so parents have to buy animals and pretend that they are the children because they know that animals are more obedient than their own offspring hahhah

  23. Not Neal says:

    Finnaly.. someone who's actually funny, original. Lol This reminds me. I have to catch up on the last Flash episode. LOL haha xD

  24. Greg Dennis says:

    Check out my cats instagram @TheEllenShow http://instagram.com/tiggercat_sa 

  25. MrCoolz3000 says:

    The title is very misleading. John is in fact, NOT, on his dog at any point in the video

  26. Misha says:

    They are definitely like our children =)

  27. jheffhree says:

    Ellen, please have Mr. Eldad Hagar on your show. He rescues a lot of stray dogs in the street. Such an amazing man. Thank you Ellen.

  28. Claudia says:

    Put the taylor swift comercial for cat week!

  29. Adoptdontshop says:

    Sure hope he adopted

  30. Shahin Mostafa says:

    You weren't the only two on that hill kissing there was a cameraman, so..

  31. zoala001 says:

    I can never ever see a dog as my child! I never had any pets so I don't how it feels but I hate it when dogs lick my hand ! my friends dog licked my face and I was washing my face for a week :)))) 

  32. Becca Flynn says:

    He still looks like a teenager!

  33. Myriam E.H. says:

    white people

  34. Anushka Khoorban says:

    who is he?????

  35. Marta Bearr says:

    Aw, I love this guy. Favorite comedian. 

  36. collin dibacco says:

    when is ellen gong to have Lana del rey on

  37. debika says:

    I have no idea who he is but that dog is darn UGLY !!!

  38. Stig Cruise says:

    Omg so freaking adorable . .. oh look a puppy

  39. Laura Pennington says:

    I love my frenchie <333

  40. Ivan Paligutan says:

    I can't get over how much he looks like Grant Gustin.

  41. Michael Mello says:

    Damn, I though he was a guy

  42. Becca Antoine says:

    I didn’t know Petunia had her own Instagram!

  43. Mary Rose Kent says:

    Obsessed because he’s so incredibly funny. 🤣🤣🤣

  44. CJ Cranor says:

    his voice is always lowkey different in interviews and it trips me out for a sec

  45. Mia Meier says:

    i think my heart just exploded omg

  46. This channel is under renovation says:

    I love that little Paul Giamatti face.

  47. luxusmode111 says:

    I'm pretty sure I've watched all john mulaney videos by now.

  48. Spoon Face says:

    His description of Frenchies is spot on! 👌🏽

  49. Tessa Maye says:

    That Shank Tank joke was TOO GOOD

  50. robin mae otibap says:

    John shouldve said his mothers name is Ellen

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