Key & Peele – Cat Poster


– JOHNNY. OKAY, CARTER. I CAN STAY HERE
ALL NIGHT. SO WHY DON’T
YOU AND I CUT THE CRAP, AND YOU TELL ME WHAT HAPPENED
ON MARCH 15TH? – AND WHAT’S IN IT
FOR CARTER FINLEY? – WHAT’S IN IT
FOR YOU IS I DON’T SEND YOU BACK
TO JAIL. – [sighs] THE GUY’S NAME
IS CAT BRANCHMAN. I MET HIM DOWNTOWN AT A CLUB
CALLED “THE CLUTCHING KITTEN.” YOU MAY HAVE HEARD
OF IT. IT’S DOWN ON THE CORNER
OF HANG AND FUR STREET. – CAT BRANCHMAN. SO WHAT’S A GUY
LIKE YOU AND A GUY NAMED CAT– [sighs] OKAY. I KNOW WHAT
YOU’RE DOIN’, FINLEY. YOU’RE JUST USING WHAT YOU SEE
IN MY POSTER. – I’M NOT, DETECTIVE. I’M TELLING THE TRUTH. – WE’LL SEE HOW MUCH TRUTH
YOU TELL AFTER A FEW WEEKS
IN SOLITARY CONFINE– – FINE, DETECTIVE. YOU’VE TWISTED MY ARM.
– NOW, THAT’S BETTER. – THE GUY’S NAME WASN’T
CAT BRANCHMAN. – THANK YOU. – IT WAS A CHINESE GUY NAMED
“MR. MEOW.” HE’S THE REAL
GANG BOSS. STORY WENT HE HUNG GUYS
FROM TREES AND TOOK PICTURES
OF THEM. – FINLEY.
– USED TO RUN A CLUB DOWNTOWN. A FRONT, OF COURSE.
CALLED IT “THE PAW AND POSTER.” – FINLEY. – RAN IT WITH A GUY NAMED
“HONG IN THAR.” – OKAY. LET’S TRY THIS
ONE MORE TIME. FINLEY? WHO DO YOU WORK FOR? – UM… COFFEE.
MR. COFFEE COOP. – YOU–COFFEE COOP? – HIS NAME WAS
“BALDY TALL MAN COFFEE COOP.” – [sighs] NOW YOU’RE JUST TALKING
ABOUT ME. FINLEY, I’M GONNA GIVE YOU
ONE MORE CHANCE. WHO IS IN CHARGE? – HIS NAME WAS
“ANGRY MAN.” – [sighs] – THE WAREHOUSE IS LOCATED IN THE DIPLOMA
FOR BEING A DETECTIVE. – I WANT A NAME.
– JUSTIN. – THANK YOU. – HANGTREE–
– DON’T SAY “HANG.” GOD DAMN IT,
DO NOT SAY “HANG.” – HANG–
– NOPE. – HANGMAN JUSTIN CATS…
– FINLEY. – POSTER.
– DO NOT SAY “POSTER” OR “CAT.” – CAT POSTER.
– OKAY, THAT’S IT. I’M LOSING MY PATIENCE. WINSLOW, GET THIS MORON
OUTTA HERE. – [sighs] – I’M LOSING MY PATIENCE. LET’S TRY THIS
ONE MORE TIME. I’M GETTIN TOO OLD
FOR THIS [bleep]. [groans] – WELL-PLAYED, DETECTIVE. WELL-PLAYED, INDEED. – HEY, CARTER. YOU HANG IN THERE.

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100 Responses

  1. YoungsoN0ah says:

    Korsakoff syndrome.

  2. Anny Cottonmouth says:

    there's a real medical condition that makes you do this lol jeez I can't remember its name

  3. Tree House says:

    Kaiser Zoser.

  4. Ara V says:

    That's some Twilight Zone stuff right there.

  5. Zeyung says:

    1:36 logan paul

  6. Ankit says:

    His hairline reminded me of keyser soze!!

  7. Tavleen Kaur says:

    The Usual Suspects

  8. CrouchinCorner says:

    I don't get it, especially the last part.

  9. Alex C. says:

    What’s the outro song?

  10. King Brilliant says:

    This is exactly how Kevin Spacey 'acts'.

  11. Margit Ouma says:

    I just love Key. He cracks me up.

  12. marcrobinson010 says:

    They are such good actors! Lmfao

  13. Professional69 says:

    you copied snl you blakk thieves

  14. Sonof Ragnar says:

    2:26 ok sign….get him…again at 2:46

  15. BeingMePerfectly says:

    His Kevin Spacey impersonation is spot on!

  16. Artjoms Pugacovs says:

    WTF

  17. yeetus fetus says:

    I see the cop trying not to lose it at the end just curling up his lips so they won't have to retake the shot

  18. Event Hʘriךּon says:

    there is actually a sundrome like that XD thanks dr house!

  19. Simply K says:

    Is Winslow the doctor on the poster?

  20. Melvin Dela Cruz says:

    I can stay here all night

    Im losing my patience

  21. reptilus89 says:

    This has to best their best skit

  22. sergeant5027 says:

    the warehouse is located in the Deploma for being detective got me dying

  23. Charlie Ross says:

    Their parody of the respective characters is impeccable, love it!

  24. anonymous nameless says:

    What the detective needs is tekashi69

  25. B says:

    Jordan Peele’s dropped jaw at the end is everything.

  26. cornelius allen says:

    🤣🤣🤣🤣

  27. Nathan Rogers says:

    Sooo was the detective a bad guy ?

  28. Jeeshan Shaikh says:

    His name is Ladish wa-ashroom

  29. H.S.J Tube says:

    How he twisted his arm without touching him .

  30. Theorem Zaw says:

    Your hairline’s retreating faster than the German’s retreating from Russia.

  31. briar rose says:

    15 seconds in i already knew it's gonna be the usual suspects reference

  32. Eddy otu says:

    PROBABLY THE BEST TWIST IVE EVER SEEN IN THE HISTORY OF EVERYTHING

  33. Daniel Landeros says:

    I'm Mc loving that Hairline

  34. Bolo Reynoso says:

    This is more serious and cool than sherlock holmes

  35. Hamdi Omar says:

    I want to meet a white guy. Any help guys. He must be 6 feet. Or taller.

  36. Claapic says:

    Look at my man hairline 😶

  37. SuperMahmus says:

    The Usual Suspects in a nutshell

  38. DreamBeliever365 says:

    Did t see that coming. Lol

  39. the ghel suzi says:

    That hairline though 😢

  40. sherene0226 says:

    The usual suspects

  41. Thepowerlies says:

    This reminds me of "The dictator" restaurant scene

  42. Millie 2018 says:

    It is hard for me to have a favorite skit, I find one that is ridiculously funny then isee another one and another, it is hard what do I do 👀👀👀
    Oh yeah watch them all over again 😬

  43. Bobby Simar says:

    Now let's read in comments what they have already said in the skit.

  44. Clay Page says:

    3:17 –Key's pupils look "Hollywood-ed."

  45. Debra Ann Castro says:

    I can't believe people would put thumbs down there so jealous so so idiotic

  46. Bloofa says:

    Kayzer souuzee

  47. UNDERACHIEVAZ says:

    key nails all the characters he plays

  48. Dartagnan says:

    i had no idea this was from usual suspects until i watched it

  49. 搞笑视频分享玩具熊 says:

    it is a chinese guy called mr meow. I was like WTF when I hear that name. that pronunciation really good. Cat's voice sounds like that!

  50. amaan khan says:

    that exact kevin spacey hairline and accent.

    peele is a real talent

  51. Castielistar says:

    Is this the sequel to The Usual Suspects?

  52. Frosted Ice Pharoah says:

    His name was Angry Mman.

  53. Frosted Ice Pharoah says:

    Detective: Do not say poster or cat
    Carter: cat poster

  54. Rafg. JJ says:

    The usual suspect references i love it

  55. Mat says:

    “Ran it by the guy named Hang in Dar.”

  56. TemplarKnights99 says:

    I imagine this is how aliens were to interact with us.

  57. A . P . says:

    I got a Kevin Spacey vibe from this lol

  58. Don Gray says:

    The USUAL SUSPECTS in n reverse

  59. CimCam 808 says:

    “And like that… he’s gone.”

  60. Faheem Waqar says:

    Why do You Play unwanted Comedy With Us,guys???

  61. Jim Blackwell says:

    Anyone from NC State?
    Carter-Finley is the football stadium name.

  62. Tavoi Aiono says:

    Is he trying to sound like Hannibal Lecture. hahahahaha

  63. G O D says:

    LMAO Mr miau….lol….

  64. ToM92MoT says:

    Holy shit, that closing line was on fire

  65. Joe Blow says:

    The warehouse is located in the…..diploma,…for being a detective.

  66. Ludmilla Gutomo says:

    is this key & peele's version of usual suspects? 😂😂😂

  67. kenjisus says:

    "Im losing my patients" 😭 instead of patience; how messed up would that poster be if it was real!

  68. Hsar Moo says:

    Peele is stupid

  69. Carson Cuber says:

    that was great i love it lol

  70. Miguel Bernal says:

    Usual Suspects 😂

  71. Gary Straw says:

    Is his name Carter, or Finley? Or Carter Finley? Or Finley Carter?

  72. Switch godTV says:

    I mean he still didn't get any info

  73. victoria petrov says:

    dont juul kids, stay in school and do your work. Graduate with good grades YECK with a scholarship. Go be a pot head not a juuler man. weed is better then juul. goodbye thank you.

  74. American Citizen says:

    “Mensroom!”

  75. Sbuda Chef says:

    Ok Carter, let's cut the crab, who cut your hair?😅😅😅

  76. Andres Castro says:

    March 15th is my b-day

  77. Anthony Joseph says:

    March 15th = Ides of March

  78. Happy Slappy says:

    I know Hung In Dar. Good bloke. Plays a mean game of Majong.

  79. Van Iyke says:

    Finley was trained by Keyser Soze.

  80. Lt.Col. Frank Slade says:

    And like that, puh…he's caught.

  81. hunter x hunter says:

    MC Donalds hairline…

  82. Cleveland Olivia says:

    That hair line is a whole comedy sketch on its own.

  83. Sarah Burggraf says:

    Not cool taking the Lord's name in vain

  84. Devin Childers says:

    What's the song at the end of this during the trailer thing?

  85. Spider Man says:

    That kevin spacey hairline lol

  86. Robert Portz says:

    All this and Tekashi still snitched

  87. Turbo Cotoletta says:

    This is one of the Best sketch! Greetings from Italy

  88. buithi huong says:

    https://youtu.be/ZlzaXaV88-I

  89. jayant goel says:

    Alison burgers , ladies washroom 😂😂 ,like if u get the reference

  90. Jim Moriarty says:

    Why not zoidburg

  91. Olivier Nshimiyimana says:

    i'm closing this vid at 0:30, the hairline is enough

  92. MrMagooo says:

    Who is Keyser Soze ?

  93. Bindu Manojkumar says:

    Key sounds like Dwayne Johnson

  94. Josh Baltazar says:

    and what’s in it for Cahtur Finley

  95. mr smith says:

    The Usual Suspects lol

  96. Dustin Smith says:

    These two are legends.

  97. Nihaal Sandim says:

    "Hangman justin cat" had ne rolling

  98. Anna Mrad says:

    2020 я тут,

  99. 10 X says:

    song at 3:55 ?

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