Key & Peele – Confederate Reenactors


– MEN, AS WE LAUNCH
THE COUNTERATTACK AGAINST THE UNION ARMY,
WE MUST REMEMBER THAT EVEN THOUGH WE MAY DIE A GLORIOUS DEATH
ON THE BATTLEFIELD, WE DO SO TO PRESERVE
A WAY OF LIFE. THE SOUTHERN WAY OF LIFE. A WAY OF LIFE
SO PURE AND BEAUTIFUL THAT NO MAN NOR GOVERNMENT
CAN TAKE THIS AWAY FROM US. THE RIGHT… THE RIGHT TO PRESERVE. OUR OWN SO– TO– WE A–
OH, [bleep]. – WELL, HELLO THERE, MASSA.
SORRY WE LATE. – SHORE DIDN’T MEAN
TO SNEAK UP ON YA, SIR. – LOOK, FELLAS,
WE’RE TRYING TO HAVE A NICE, LITTLE CIVIL WAR
REENACTMENT HERE. WE DON’T WANT ANY TROUBLE. – SO ARE WE, SIR. WE–WE–WE TRYING TO HAVE
A REAL NICE REENACTMENT. WE CERTAINLY DON’T WANNA CAUSE
ANY TROUBLE EITHER. DO WE, SAM? – YOU ALWAYS TAUGHT US TROUBLE ONLY COMES TO THOSE
WHO GONE DONE LOOKIN’ FOR IT. – SO DON’T STOP YOUR SPEECHIN’
ON OUR ACCOUNT. [giggles] – AS JEFFERSON DA–OKAY, I KNOW
WHAT YOU’RE DOING. I GET IT. – WHAT WE DOIN’, SIR? I DON’T KNOW
WHAT YOU TALKIN’ ‘BOUT. DO YOU KNOW
WHAT HE TALKIN’ ‘BOUT, SAM? – WHY, WE JUST HERE
TO SLAVE ON ABOUT, ANY OLE WHICH WAY
YOU WANT US TO. – HOW MANY TIMES
DO I HAVE TO TELL PEOPLE, JUST BECAUSE WE’RE DRESSED
LIKE CONFEDERATE SOLDIERS DOESN’T MEAN
WE’RE PRO SLAVERY? WE’RE JUST HERE TO PRESERVE THE PURE AND BEAUTIFUL SLICE
OF SOUTHERN HISTORY. – YEAH, PURE AND BEAUTIFUL…
SLICE. – OH, LORDY, LORDY, LORDY!
WE SORRY, BOSS! OH, WE SO SORRY! – PLEASE DON’T
GIVE US THE WHIP. – OKAY, NOBODY’S GONNA WHIP
ANYBODY, JUST STOP IT. – YEAH, JUST STOP IT. – ALL RIGHT, FELLAS, JUST–
JUST IGNORE ‘EM. ALL RIGHT? NOW, WE’RE HERE
TO PRESERVE OUR WAY OF LIFE. THE SOUTH HAS A RIGHT TO OWN–
both: ♪ OH, MY LORD, LORD ♪ – THE SOUTH
HAS A WAY OF LIFE– both: ♪ OH, MY LORD ♪
– THE UNION CANNOT STOP US FR– both: ♪ OH, MY LORD, LORD ♪ ♪ OH, MY LORD… ♪ – THE UNION YANKEE BASTARDS
CANNOT STOP US– – ♪ OH, LORD! ♪ – ALL RIGHT, STOP IT!
STOP IT! THAT’S ENOUGH! YOU WANNA BE PART OF THIS
REENACTMENT? FINE.
YOU’RE PART OF IT. GO–GO FETCH US SOME MUNITIONS
AND EVERYTHING ELSE THAT– DON’T JUST STAND THERE
LIKE A BUNCH OF LAZY [bleep]. – THAT GOOD ENOUGH FOR YOU?
– THAT IS ALL I NEEDED TO HEAR. – GENTLEMEN,
GIVE US YOUR CASH AND ANYTHING THAT IS
AN ACTUAL COLLECTOR’S ITEM. – YOU RACIST MOTHER[bleep]. – OKAY.
DON’T HAVE ALL DAY, MAN. OKAY, THANK YOU.
THANK YOU. WALLETS, WALLETS,
WALLETS, WALLETS. – THAT’S A VERY NICE PIECE. THESE ARE HEAVY.

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100 Responses

  1. Schmeaty Bean says:

    puhleeese don' give me da wheeep ohh laawwwd

  2. philip japitana says:

    XD hahahaha they were asking for it..and they used it haha

  3. Fred H. says:

    Zero urge to laugh.

  4. Mr Davisowitz says:

    You almost killed the whole skit with the robbery at the end. But I get it. In order to get this off you had to meet a stereotype standard. I understand Hollywood. Great skit. But if they just walked off after the n word. And you asked each other is that all we need. The skit would have been at 100%. The robbery part took it to 60%

  5. Noah Grove says:

    My history teacher showed this in class when we talked about the civil war in regurds to how the South functioned during 1800s. I've loved K&P ever since!

  6. Geoffrey Edwards says:

    This should happen at every civil war reenactment

  7. shawn williams says:

    WE JUST HERE TO SLAVE ON ABOUT ANY OLD WHICH WAY YOU WANT US TO! THESE GUYS CAN EVEN MAKE SLAVERY FUNNY. THEY ARE TRULY THE CURE FOR HUMANITY.

  8. Archoss 223 says:

    That's sexist

  9. Jans says:

    is this Bruce Campbell?

  10. Rae Neumann says:

    I can't with these two…LOL

  11. EvilFookaire says:

    Hadn't seen this one before. Thought I saw where this was going, but it went in a different direction. Still, barely managed to not spit my coffee out all over my monitor. Rest of my desk, not so lucky.

  12. Magido89 says:

    I would follow duck Phillips into any re-enacted battle

  13. Geovanni Gonzalez says:

    Hey key and peele my teacher is your make up artist sister

  14. makinmimis77 says:

    These guys are EPIC

  15. Paul Weishaar says:

    Lmfao

  16. Mariah Lungenyi says:

    One doesn’t merely watch one Key&Peele video, it starts and never stops

  17. gojokid 24 says:

    Idiots

  18. River Beasley says:

    This shits gay

  19. Patrick Emery says:

    Good thimg my family fought for the north

  20. Jonesy says:

    Always racial shit from Key and Peele.

  21. seadawg93 says:

    🤣😂🤣

  22. Raymond five says:

    🤣😂😂

  23. Anthony X says:

    Wow! Never seen this one. I couldn't stop laughing!

  24. TheKrakenHead says:

    He could've just said 'nitwits' to be safe. But racists are dumb so..

  25. D H says:

    That was fantastic. I didn't expect that last part XD.

  26. J A Bristol says:

    The war was NOT about slavery – secession was. Secession and the Civil War are two seperate issues. Shortly after Abrham Lincoln was elected, South Carolina seceeded and became the first state in the Confederacy on December 20th, 1860 while the last state to seceed pre-war was Louisiana on Janurary 26th of the following year. Three months later, Lincoln refused to hand over Fort Sumter, which was in Confederate territory. This refusal to withdraw U.S. Troops from a military installation was a clear message from the president that he still considered the fort and the territory it was in as United States ground. The Confederate government viewed this sustained military presence by a "foreign" power (they now saw the U.S as being a seperate country) as an act of military agression by the United States and thus a direct attack on what they believed was a constitutional entitlement to leave the union. In short, the state's belief in their right to secede propelled the first shot at Fort Sumter, thus starting the war on April 12th, 1861. Hence, the Civil War was about states rights. The only thing confederate soldiers were guilty of is having a deep rooted devotion to their states. I know it's difficult for some to understand today, but back then one's own state was more important than the country as a whole. Today most people think of themselves as just Americans, but back then people called themselves Virginians, South/North Carolinians, Marylanders, Pennsylvanians, etc. This is best exemplified when you consider how both armies were structured in the Civil War, regiments and brigades were often composed of soldiers from the same state like the 20th Maine and 1st Virginia. I'ts this pride in one's home which brought these soldiers to fight underneath the Confederate flag and It's absolutely disgraceful that politicians are dragging the names of these heroic men through the mud for the sake of reenforcing their own petty political narratives. The only "lost cause" in existence is trying to talk sense to these brainwashed finatics who have no understanding or respect for American history or even history as a whole! If this band of left-wing cultists think they're actually making a difference in this little fight of theirs to revise history and dement the minds of the American people, then they're even dumber than we knew! These extremists should search "confederate statues poll" on Google! Every single study has concluded that the majority of Americans are not buying their particular brand of trash! Even the leftists at CNN didn't try to hide what their polls found: 57 percent of Americans think the confederate flag is a symbol of southern heritage, only 33 percent think of it as racist! These far left wingers are NOT in the majority, no matter how hard they try to convince themselves and others to the contrary! Despite their best efforts, those men of the south that these statues commemorate will echo throughout time as great tacticians, devoted patriots and fearless leaders long after memory of the left wing figureheads and their false narratives has faded into non-existence. Those who served in the Civil War, on both sides, are great figures of American culture while these social "justice" warriors and politically "correct" (pfft! yeah, right!) extremists are not even foot notes!

  27. Ya Brewski says:

    I love civil war history. It was a super strategic war fought by both sides. Super smart people. I actually just got back from doing tours at Gettysburg. It was amazing. I cant wait to go back, because I live fairly close. So much to learn about it.

  28. Marivic Holden says:

    Kinda funny, the democrats were the party of the KKK, and now today they are still the most racist, but the media will twist it otherwise.

  29. Matt Sharpe says:

    There’s always just a bit of truth behind all of their skit

  30. Money On My Mind says:

    Isn't that Mark Moses???!!!

  31. ani me says:

    The Confederacy was the about states rights*!

    *A states right to own slaves.

  32. Meme God says:

    These are heavy lol

  33. Crimea_River says:

    Funny how they immediately start acting like N-words, right when that guy was about to use the N-word.

  34. Violet Nattalie says:

    1:41

  35. God Isgod says:

    I died at the glory reference

  36. Andrew Furrer says:

    Calling them nitwits offended them?

  37. Jacob Pegram says:

    This isn't funny

  38. Luke says:

    Yay robbing people! That’s how you discourage slavery

  39. Dgaf brapman says:

    If i was holding a 60 cal musket i wouldnt be worried about a .45

  40. ThatCableGuy says:

    I stopped finding these guys funny after they got super racial

  41. Tupax Amaru Makaveli Shakur says:

    This is what would probably happen if homeless people figured out how to time travel.

  42. Nestor Gonzalez says:

    Lmao

  43. Prison Mike says:

    Last part seems pretty accurate

  44. skeurr1 says:

    didn't understand the end 🙁

  45. The Wave Files says:

    How to destroy all the fun of a cool show with the same theme over again.

  46. Hollio Mariano says:

    I was thinking of lazy nitpicks for some reason.

  47. castricv says:

    I love Key & Peele but this is the first one that seems really lazy. Unless they're trying to imply that southern racism gives license to rampant black crime? Then this really doesn't make a whole lot of sense. All the other stuff is so much more thought out especially the ones with a racial angle

  48. Andre Mckinney says:

    I just have never found any character that the short guy plays funny. He must have already been recognized as a great writer because I have never saw one single skit that I thought he came across as funny or even just having the timing of a good comedy actor. When he does the gay skits he seems to get into character better but it's still never funny

  49. Jonathan says:

    Of course they were gonna steal

  50. JakeBor says:

    The Civil War was not fought over slavery. Do some research instead of just believing what they tell you in school.

  51. SouthernKudzu says:

    Not sure if this is stereotyping white reenactors for living in the past or "African Americans" for robbing the white folks.

  52. Stefania Igun says:

    It would be dope to recreate ww2

  53. Daniel Wilsbach says:

    They rely pretty heavily on racism in their skits.

  54. Christian Soto says:

    Ok… they were antagonizing the leader…

  55. joshberry777 says:

    I would laugh, but this may as well be a reenactment of what Liberals do every day. They base things on past events to bully people into getting what they want. Selfish and disgusting.

  56. forever young says:

    These are heavy🤣🤣🤣

  57. R Foster says:

    Apparently 4.6 thousand racists saw this video.

  58. IRONHILLdwarf * says:

    Key and Peele… Two guys who never heard of Holt fucking Collier.

  59. moblacker says:

    The way the first guy looks down cracks me up

  60. Derrick Gooch says:

    Hahahah

  61. Angel says:

    Priceless.

  62. Levi Jones says:

    Nigga it’s a word just like cracker🙄

  63. KC Familam says:

    See also: Dan Crenshaw robbing the media for airtime after someone mentions his missing eye.

  64. 2015 Mercedes-Benz GLA 250 says:

    Rookie mistake

  65. J3r!c Ar-chi-val says:

    LOL

  66. ijan410 says:

    😂😂😂😂😂😂

  67. bowhuntinps3 says:

    The hate on southern history is from fools being brainwashed

  68. alliance navy 45 says:

    They are the one who started it not the commanding officer long live the south

  69. SirSly420 says:

    That was a self fulfilled profecy if I've ever seen one.

  70. James Sims says:

    Confederate army jackets for CO'S didn't have Epeulettes on their shoulders this shit is offensive to southerners

  71. CharlestonChica says:

    The downvotes are all from secessionist snowflakes.

  72. tbirum says:

    OK but can we at least acknowledge the fact that, Key and Peele by pulling out guns and robbing people are feeding the stereotype of black people robbing white people? Funny ass sketch, but yeah,, hehe black people robbing white people is not something that is helping the whole "black = criminal" stereotype.

  73. broku 1984 says:

    U better be sorry ass fuckers

  74. Andrew Huff says:

    They did a good job of acting like blacks

  75. LoveAddict69 says:

    Don't get it.

  76. ana Fisber says:

    They robbed them lmao

  77. R. M says:

    The amount of propaganda these idiots perpetuate through their "comedy" is off the charts. Much of their material falls directly into thee ypical, leftist/marxist, anti-white propaganda.

  78. OhPeaches Peaches says:

    The Civil War was when the republicans from the north fought the democrats from the south , to free the slaves from the democrats right?

  79. Nate Hill says:

    That’s awesome – I hope people do that in real life

  80. Jiří Dušek says:

    Its time for hsitory reality check. Even when some black slaves where given freedom some did buy slaves on their own. ANd not just to buy their family members one woman actually sold her husband to plantation work because he was harsh on her. So while white woman was gfighting for right to vote in the north blackwoman was alowwed ot own slaves in the south.

  81. Wes Idk says:

    Bro they were just chllin that's kind of a dick move

  82. Blake Thomas says:

    "these are heavy" love those little one liners

  83. wittafa says:

    Ayoooo‼️😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

  84. Elita Ali says:

    Damn, that's an interesting way to rob people 😳

  85. Jonathon Harbeck says:

    Harriet Tubman would be proud

  86. Barless says:

    “Never go full retard”

  87. Ramiro Belmares says:

    Did slaves really smile that much back then?

  88. Ad am says:

    There’s a buzz in the audio. Good job CC

  89. Dea pond says:

    i dont get it

  90. Bjornarmar says:

    These. Are. Heavy!

  91. Georgius Rama says:

    Do anybody know what memes does this related to on 2:25

  92. son of man says:

    BLACK PPL LOVE THIER CHAINS…..THIER FKN VICTIM SHIT IS ALL THEY HAVE TO COVER OVER THIER INABILITY TO ACT CORRECTLY…

  93. Troll Hidden Cave says:

    this is stupid af

  94. Unitato says:

    Why are there never any Nazi reenactments

  95. Toshy McTosharoo says:

    I used to enjoy key and peele. But I never realized how many times they bashed white ppl.

    You two are some of the most racist ppl on tv.

  96. MrHotBagel says:

    So the black people, in order to preserve the historical accuracies of civil war reenactments, stole from a bunch of white people.
    Kind of ironic.

  97. Regigigas Plays says:

    “These are heavy”

  98. Pulkit Sharma says:

    Well niggers gonna nog. ended up doing armed robbery. But Dindu nuffin

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