Key & Peele – Das Negros


[doorbell rings] – [German accent]
HEIL
HITLER. MY NAME IS COLONEL
HANS MULLER OF THE S.S. AS YOU KNOW, WE WERE
COMBING THE AREA FOR JEWS. BUT IT HAS COME TO OUR ATTENTION
THAT TWO NEGROES HAVE ESCAPED, AND ARE HIDING OUT
IN THIS AREA AS WELL. YOU WOULDN’T HAPPEN TO KNOW ANYTHING ABOUT THIS,
NOW, WOULD YOU? – UH, NO.
NO NEGROES HERE. MM-MM. – UH, NEGROES? EW.
[chuckles] HELL NO. – AND, UM,
WHAT ARE YOUR NAMES? – LEROY… HEIMER. LEROYHEIMER
IS MY LAST NAME, AND MY FIRST NAME
IS VERY GERMAN, AND THAT IS BECAUSE
IT IS HEINRICH. SO, MY NAME
IS HEINRICH LEROYHEIMER. – AND I AM BARON HELMUT… SCHNITZELNAZI. – WELL. ARE YOU GOING TO
INVITE ME IN? – OF COURSE!
– YEAH, COME ON IN! YEAH, YEAH, YEAH,
ABSOLUTELY. – PLEASE, GENTLEMEN,
SIT DOWN. NOW… AS YOU KNOW, THE NEGRO,
NOT UNLIKE THE JEW, CAN BE A VERY
TRICKY CREATURE. OH, THAT’S FUN. WE HAVE DEVELOPED
MANY TESTS TO DETERMINE IF AN INDIVIDUAL
IS, IN FACT, AN ACTUAL NEGRO. IT’S VERY SCIENTIFIC. LIKE WHEN WE THROW THE BEANS
UP AGAINST THE HOMOSEXUALS TO SEE IF
THE BEANS EXPLODE. – YEAH, UH… WHAT KIND OF TESTS? – IT’S INTERESTING
THAT YOU WOULD ASK ME THAT. WOULD YOU MIND IF I… REMOVED YOUR HAT? SO THAT I CAN
MEASURE YOUR HEAD. THE NEGRO HEAD,
INTERESTINGLY ENOUGH, ONLY COMES
IN THE HALF SIZES. IT’S ONE OF THE MANY INTERESTING
THINGS ABOUT THE NEGRO HEAD. HMM. EVERYTHING
SEEMS IN ORDER. both: [exhale] – WELL,
NO NEGRO HEADS HERE. – I’LL TELL YOU WHAT,
THOUGH. IF A NEGRO HEAD
CAME IN HERE, IT WOULD FIND ITSELF
DETACHED FROM ITS NEGRO BODY. I’LL TELL YOU THAT,
RIGHT HERE. [chuckles]
AM I RIGHT? – THIS IS VERY,
VERY GOOD. BUT THERE ARE SO MANY
EXCEPTIONS TO THE RULE, WHICH IS WHY
IT’S SO IMPORTANT THAT WE HAVE A TEST
WHICH IS FOOL-PROOF. – UH, M-M-M-MORE TESTS? – YOU KNOW,
HUNTING THE NEGROES ALL DAY, YOU REALLY BUILD UP AN APPETITE,
DO YOU KNOW WHAT I’M SAYING? CAN I INTEREST YOU TWO IN SOME DELICIOUS BEETS? INTERESTING. THE NEGRO
CANNOT RESIST THE BEET. IT IS DRAWN TO IT
LIKE FLIES TOSCHEISSE.WELL, GENTLEMEN. IT APPEARS I HAVE
WASTED YOUR TIME. I’LL BE ON MY WAY. – [exhales] – JUST ONE MORE THING. I’M CURIOUS AS TO
HOW YOU FEEL ABOUT… THIS CAT TOY! JIGGLEDY, JIGGLEDY! NOTHING? WELL, THAT’S EMBARRASSING. I’M SORRY
FOR BOTHERING YOU. YOU TWO ARE OBVIOUSLY
NOT NEGROES. both: [laugh] – OF COURSE
WE’RE NOT NEGROES. – THIS IS A NO-NEGRO ZONE. – THANK YOU, GENTLEMEN. – AIN’T NO THANG. – HERR LEROYHEIMER. OH, THAT’S NEW. BARON SCHNITZELNAZI. – WHAT’S GOIN’ ON?
OH,HEILHITLER. – I’LL WAIT FOR YOU HERE.
THERE WE GO. ALL RIGHT. BY THE WAY…
[clears throat] ARE YOU, BY CHANCE, RELATED TO THE DUSSELDORF
SCHNITZELNAZIS? – YES, I AM. – HOW’S YOUR AUNT FRIDA? – AUNT FRIDA? SHE… IS STILL… FAT? – I DON’T RECALL
HER BEING FAT. BUT WHO LOOKS LIKE THEY DID
IN COLLEGE ANYWAY, AM I RIGHT? – NOT ME. NOT ME. NOT ME.
– NOT THIS ONE, EITHER. – ‘CAUSE I WAS A–
YOU KNOW WHAT I’M TALKING ABOUT? – WELL,GUTEN TAG.
– [laughs] ALL RIGHT. – OH, GUTENBERG! [engine starts] [car drives away] – WHEW.
MAN, THAT WAS CLOSE. WHOO. WE GOTTA
GET OUTTA HERE, MAN. WE– – HE LEFT THE CAT TOY, MAN!
– UH-UH. – HE LEFT IT!
– UH-UH. – [laughs] OH! OH! [giggles]

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100 Responses

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  2. Tavor says:

    White face??? You racist mother fuckers with your black privilege.

  3. Qwerty 17 says:

    Racist as fuck. Blacks using white face.

  4. North Point Axe says:

    You know of course that the nazis were the first military force to give equal pay to both blacks and whites as well as the first military to form mixed units and battalions with no differences between black and white… while at the same time America was still segregating it's military and did not offer equal pay for service.
    So… yeah the nazis sucked, true, but they did not discriminate between blacks and whites… just Jews mostly and gypsies and polish people.. and. Yeah like I said they sucked but they at least didn't discriminate against black people.

  5. Brent Richards says:

    white face

  6. Ren Andy says:

    Ty Burrell has an n word pass

  7. G-TONY Torres says:

    You guys are amazing.

  8. Debsel says:

    Why am i nervous? ๐Ÿ˜‚

  9. UNDEAD WING says:

    LEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEROY JENKINS!

  10. Larry Steele says:

    So if America is done being so sensitive can we bring back the Chappelle show??? In living color?

  11. Gee_JO! says:

    Lol Dumbass Nazis haha!

  12. AngeloMHD says:

    Delicious bEAAaAaaaT

  13. Aditya Nehra says:

    Black is beautiful cause even toilet paper is white.

  14. Carstak says:

    Is that Whiteface?

  15. Demetrius Murphy says:

    The negro is a very trickie creature ๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜ˆ

  16. GorillaBBQ says:

    Its freakin bean.

  17. Chad Cravens says:

    As a white man I find them wearing white face very… HILARIOUS ๐Ÿ˜‚ laughed my ass off when I saw that

  18. Zack P says:

    Too bad the good guys lost that war

  19. R. M says:

    ah more jew propaganda to kiss their overlords asses.

  20. ihave a headache says:

    Im half german n african american this is insulting yet funny

  21. Tentacles45 says:

    Yea cos apparently black people everywhere behave like American black people right?

  22. Naigee Lassiter says:

    Where did he get that plate of beets from?

  23. Dapper Chancellor says:

    Anyone else just want an hour long video of that guy talking with a German accent?

  24. mayoforsam 51 says:

    Is one of these guys not black? Is that a little racist in itself?

  25. dumb subway worker says:

    whiteface

  26. Axel BENARES says:

    Why are the subtitles of all your videos shifted? I'm French, I can not watch anything without the subtitles and yours are badly put …

  27. R P says:

    Wow how racist…cant believe theybjustvget awaybwith white face like that….

  28. Zirzoh 0 says:

    ๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚

  29. BEN 1,000,962 says:

    The black man cannot resist the temptation of the pussy

  30. RussNo1 says:

    He forgot the water mellon test.

  31. Popoy TheGreatOne says:

    Schnitzelnazzie ?! Schnitzllnazzi? HAHAH what kind of last name is that ?!?! Lol

  32. Melikhaya April says:

    the nappy hair and black hands did not give them away

  33. Supreme Snek says:

    YouTube recommends wierd shit..

  34. Joe Jarvis says:

    Key and Peele are better than Chappelle. Sorry, Dave.

  35. richard escobar says:

    Can I interest you 2, in some Beeeeeeeeets.๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚

  36. Jebedayah Aufiero says:

    He left the cat toy, man!

  37. Connor Ross says:

    Nazis didn't hate Negros.

  38. visor_ Criminal says:

    INSTANTLY DEMONIZED

  39. ReiSEN - says:

    "Schnitzelnazi" lmao

  40. The homeless cannoli says:

    Thank god he did not use fried chicken….

  41. JokerX126 says:

    Sorry, but you can't pull off Christoph waltz's performance from inglorious bastards. That was an Oscar performance and he did it perfectly. I just couldn't enjoy this skit because it's trying to hard.

  42. Terrell Mclendon says:

    I'm offended by the white face….NOT!!!!

  43. Nathan Van Landeghem says:

    Ah… but blackface isn't okay? Gotcha. This is what people call positive discrimination.

  44. Quarantined Cosmonaut says:

    You had me at Schnitzel-nazi ๐Ÿ˜‚

  45. Lawr Ruiz says:

    If you ain't white, you ain't right!

  46. jason ferguson says:

    is this comedy???????????????????

  47. Tony January says:

    This is crazy as fuck ๐Ÿคฃbeing the negros are the true Jews that the Bible speaks of ! But I get it ! Still funny as fuck though!

  48. Cindy Smith says:

    This still cracks me up!

  49. afrocatpro says:

    I would rather that pan revealed peele franticly eating the beats

  50. Do RC says:

    I'm surprised a video of people is white face hasn't been taken down.

  51. JG K says:

    2:52 every time I revisit this clip and this part comes on I lose it…. that nervous stutter lol.

  52. Hans says:

    The moment you notice the SS uniform is using a Heer eagle insignia.

  53. David Wills says:

    That Nazi guy scares me

  54. Depresso Espresso says:

    slidin over cars like im tom cruise

  55. Nicko Wilcox says:

    We know the negroes are the the Jews

  56. Zaid Haddadin says:

    That the guy from get out? ๐Ÿ‘€

  57. Vaughn J Rolle says:

    anyone else wanted to see the bean test?

  58. samrat julius dowerah says:

    Germany didn't keep any slave and never ever promoted such hateful crime.
    But only so called Great BRITAIN, Portugal, French, Spanish and Americans did.
    Now those motherfuckers teach others manners.

  59. JT-THE-NERD says:

    Lowkey I was expecting him to pull out some Jordan's and they say those don't come out until 1995 how did you get those

  60. Neel Ingle says:

    Phil dunphy in the house!!!!

  61. killua uchiha says:

    Ze jew๐Ÿ˜‚

  62. steve tobin says:

    The german army was the most cosmopolitan of all the powers in ww2…this, although funny, is pure propaganda- like many of their sketches

  63. James Pendall says:

    Idiots, there were blacks in a separate division of the ss

  64. danny K. says:

    Mr peabody

  65. Flashman Harry says:

    SchnitzelNazi !!๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚

  66. billytheripper4 says:

    Black face, white face, it's all good

  67. Masson Man says:

    Ain't no thang! LOL Guten Tag! Gutenberg!

  68. Joey Hofman says:

    So whiteface is okay?

  69. Fran Fran says:

    This is still my favourite KP sketch

  70. Nibblesnarf Games says:

    These guys are simply comedic geniuses.

  71. USSR CountryHumans says:

    SCREEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE NAZI CCCP KILL THE NAZI

  72. Light and Space says:

    "Negroes, EW!"

    ๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚

  73. Light and Space says:

    He gave him a high five, gadammit ๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ’€

  74. hihopes11 says:

    Goodenberg

  75. Anthony G says:

    Black people were in the Wehermarcht and Waffen SS, No one that was part of the Nazi Germany regime ever said they wanted a society that was white skin, yellow haired and blue eyed only. This is just altering history at its finest.

  76. Real_Reborn says:

    When he said โ€œjiggle dee diggle deeโ€ I fealt that

  77. Paulo Abreu says:

    Itโ€™s Phil Dunphy

  78. Balerion says:

    they look and behave exactly like white people

  79. KaRa says:

    Barren Helmut Schnitzelnazi…

  80. Mr E says:

    But, wait. I thought it was offensive to dress up in white face?!

  81. Brian Weathersby says:

    Rofl he left the cat toy man lol

  82. DelayAndMentlegen says:

    This new Joker movie looks great

  83. Erich Vรถn Mรคnstein says:

    Das smile 1:54๐Ÿ‘Œ๐Ÿป

  84. Centurion bill says:

    Lol

  85. Team SMSD says:

    Now I get it, they like beats, pussy, and head. Lol.

  86. Debbie Nandalall says:

    Schnitznazi ๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿคฃ

  87. Bharath Kumar says:

    That comedy is relevant to this day.. The hypocrisy shit is good..

  88. Adolf Dripler says:

    Why wasnโ€™t the nazi actor using the correct accent by using a v in place of a w in his accent?

  89. yenn yenn says:

    Can't resist the cat…..not the cat toy lollllll

  90. Nathan Temelso says:

    They look like the joker

  91. Ruth B says:

    Schnitzelnazi ๐Ÿคฃ๐Ÿคฃ๐Ÿคฃ๐Ÿคฃ

  92. Gail Nelson says:

    Wasn't a black man a Nazis

  93. The Nerdy Waffle 223 says:

    Weird seing phil from modern family as a nazi, i cant tell which i enjoy more

  94. JOE DADDY says:

    Phil went German real fast! HAHAHA

  95. Andrรฉs Cevallos says:

    What if the Nazi officer always knew but decided to help them in a way the rest of the Nazis never suspect…

  96. Lovan Berenyi says:

    #COM1.3kaaaay

  97. JJB V says:

    africans in wehrmacht

  98. Janet Snakehole says:

    Didn't know Phil Dunphy's father was an SS officer.

  99. Fayyaz MZ says:

    Can anyone explain the cat toy joke, I don't understand

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