That dope fiend wanted to strip naked and think Now she’s rolling like a pimp, yeah Drive a Mexican cab to the store Stink and sweat out the juice we got in there What it is, I’m a night trauma life guard Chicken never hurt me I’m a good flavor top dog See me on my float in my bronze tuxedo Stop me at the club, I’m Han, you’re Greedo You got a trophy when you won that thing Don’t freak if your XBOX ain’t a pay phone Tonight after wine I’ma knock you in the head, and then Knock that out If I had a furry pet monkey right here Keep wanting your morning dew You’re my pizza man, my pizza man I like spastic golden toys Keep wanting your morning dew This huge pizza’s made with cheese and broccoli I’ma teach y’all how to scrape out the sink drain [How to scrape out the sink drain] Stop the drama Before I get the sniffles Boom Bring me my shovel and make one wish Yeah, who wants to see me give a rock to a fish? Whoopsie daisy, someone’s in my backseat Eatin’ orange slices, think they took my coffee Went to the club, got a jawbreaker We about to party balls Cuz I’m a rainmaker Ay o, girl, you should try them chicken fingers instead of that pizza Mirror, mirror, on my floor Am I the prettiest at the store? Kick it Keep wanting your morning dew You’re my pizza man, my pizza man I like spastic golden toys Keep wanting your morning dew This huge pizza’s made with cheese and broccoli I’ll knock you out Yeah, Yeah, Yeah, Yeah, Yeah, Yeah I got ten pounds of peanut brittle And the little poodle got it’s coat on Mirror, mirror, on my floor Am I the prettiest at the store? Is this Idaho? Because I will NOT limbo in Idaho.
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This is just so phenomenal in so many ways.
pizza pizza everywhere and we all know what it means now…. right?
This song has since replaced my expected reaction to the Bruno Mars videoclip.
It's true, don't ever make a child thick toast. You know hard it is to down it?
Grande taco!
Brilliant!
I’m not lying when I say this but I get sad listening to this
Lady GaGa stole Peter Dinklage's Porsche 🙁
I, too, like spastic golden toys.
2:06–2:27
Nearly brilliant 21 seconds.
Now this…
Is quality content👌 army approved!
(Plz like my comment 😐)
guy's you are awesome! get out of your hole to the top of billboard 100… love it.
Why is this so good???????????
BLR songs are amazing!
Who is watching in 2019. This is just pure Gold !!
Who is here in 2019?! Revisiting my childhood lmao
I like spastic golden toys.
This is probably one of my favorites.
This pizza's made from cheese and broccoli
"DONT EVER MAKE A SICK CHILD THICK TOAST!"
why does jayz insist on saying sniffwls?
GRANDE TACO!
Stop me at the club, I'm Han you're Greedo. Daaaaaaaaaaammnnn
I come back to this song every year . So good 👍🏼
This is actually a brilliant stand-alone track.
Listening to it on 1.25 speed you’ll thank me later
I'm Han you're Greedo that bar actually hard as fuck
the bruno parts are so spot on it’s scary.
The golden age of BLR.
This is a pretty awesome beat and the Jay z rap has so cool rhymes well done mix.
I came back to put this on my workout playlist. Who's weird Al again?
Ya know… I WOULD like to see him give a rock to a fish. I think that would be awesome.
…thats not how you spell porsche
879 limbo lovers from Idaho swung by
now THIS was entertainment
Lol love it so much
She's extremely white in this video. I thought she was Die Antwoord.
I can't wait until twenty years from now, when we can actually find out who The Bad Lip Reader is, and get the full story. These creations are genius,
Most Underrated BLR music video ever
Man the song doesn't improve the shitty video
Is this Idaho…’cause I wouldn’t limo in Idaho…
Three COMPLETELY different songs+Bad lip reading=better more awesome amazing song!
Honestly, Bruno Mars, Lady Gaga, and Jay-Z should be jealous.
And HONORED.
Like, even the DANCING it in sync, and you don't have control over that!
Stop the drama before I get the sniffles!!!
I LIKE SPASTIC GOLDEN TOYS
“I’m Han, you’re Greedo,” is actually a great lyric.
Mirror, mirror, on the floor
Am I the prettiest at the store?
Mom: Of course, hun 🙂
Best song by Lady Gaga ever.
Whoopsie-daisy, someone's in my back seat eating orange slices. Think they took my coffee.
Pizza with cheese and broccoli = San Francisco pizza (Lady Gaga apparently loves the pizza that Anger hates in Inside Out)
CHICKEN NEVER HURT ME
what the heck… lol makes no sense but is great
I love it
GRANDE TACO!
Lol 😂 this is actually really funny !!
Lady Gaga: “I like spastic golden toys” 😂
Awesome sauce but make a tron version or
I jam to this music regularly, doesn’t matter if it’s comedy or not. It gets the blood moving.
Yes. Aunt Sharona Hates A Puppet.
Man, I love this still lol. I remember when i found that "Grande Taco" part to be the funniest shit in the world at the time. lmfao
This is a great song !!!!!
I always crack when Bruno's so happy about being able to knock me out with his crown 🙂
"See me on my flow, in my bronze tuxedo, stop me at the club – I'm Han, you're Greedo" DUDE. That line shouldn't be in a parody video. That was legit fire.
I stop listening to all these songs over and over again. Better then my metal playlist
Makin happy on my floor, got a stiffle. Boom. Who wants to see me give a rock to a fish? -Jay-Z
6.1 million views. That's me watching over and over again….
I'll make sure never to make a sick child thick toast.
I miss this omg!! It been so long since I seen this
What is the original Jay Z video?
Imagine almost 10 years of getting salty because some shlub made a better song as a parody.
I was the guy in the back eating orange slices and drinking his coffee.
Going on a YouTube nostalgia tour. Man I still remember ALL the words! Frick old YouTube will always hold a special place in my heart
Who's the prettiest at the store? It's yu. Yeaash yu are! 💕
If I had a furry pet monkey right here then I’d take him out to shady pine and get a cold beer!
I also wouldn't limbo in Idaho!
Boto fé
Wtf. Original song or what. Sounds awesome anyway
This should be on the radio
Pizzzzza mannnnnnn
I won't limbo in Idaho either, Jay-Z. And to me, broccoli and cheese pizza sounds doable. But why can't Gaga take both eye pieces away from her face at the same time, huh?
Just when I think they are out there, they fly over the moon. Wow. Amazing job guys
Friend: So what kind of music do you listen to?
Me: Yes
891 people will not limbo in Idaho.
This one deserves to be at the top of the list. It's seriously a wonderful track!
Top notch crew you have there
Why are you demonitized?
It’s been years, but is no one going to mention 0:44?
can we appreciate that the rap lyrics to this song is better than rap lyrics nowadays???
"eyo, girl. you should try them chicken fingers, instead of that pizza."
like dude, i can take this and make it into a whole entire new beautiful metaphorical meaning
celebs parodying they own jazz big props yo
8 years later <3
The production that goes into these is insane
Still, the best video you've done
I too like spastic golden toys!
Timeless classic
I like spastic golden toys 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
still the best video on this channel
W H O W A N T S T O S E E M E G I V E A R A T T O A F I S H
I just love BLR <3
Do they still give awards for music videos?
This editing is astonishing.
Lol. I love seeing/hearing Jay-Z Saying, "Whoopsie Daisy." Too awesome! Haha Haha!!!
Where did the Goblin Cock version go?