Let’s get ready to fucken rumble. This corgi is like “I’m gonna bloody smash you, you’re dead. I’m gonna use all my best moves, YA! Take that. YA!” The chicken says “just cause I’m a chook it doesn’t mean I’m a soft cock.” And the fucken gloves are off now. Chook is fired up. Corgi has to do some defence. Not for long, he tries a chokehold. Or should we call it a Chookhold ha ha ah. Corgi says “I’m getting hungry and I feel like chicken tonight. Do you have any awareness of how well you go with coleslaw and mayonnaise?” Chook says “please don’t talking about how tasty I am. It’s genuinely below the belt, mate.” Corgi says “sorry not sorry”. Look at the fucken duck to the left. Laziest referee ever. Corgi starts arcing up again.
Chook gets in a nice peck. Duck suddenly wants a piece of the action. He says “I’ve had a fucken gutful of you quit piss farting around and go home.” Chook has a fresh burst of confidence now he’s got an ally. Corgi says “I didn’t know I was allowed a jump in. I’m gonna call Rottweiler.” Duck says… “you think I’m fucken scared of Rottweiler!” This has already been better than McGregor vs Mayweather.