POO’D (Magic! – “Rude” Parody)


Saturday morning, rolled out of bed. And stepped on a dog rope. Slipped on my Uggs. Totes, masculine. Hate me, cause you ain’t me! Walked out the door, with one thing in mind. Best not a shit, yet. Cause I know you dogs, have small bladders. Yeah. Can I get a doggie on the end of my leash. Say yes, say yes, cause you need to go. You see, you never heed the call until it’s far too late. Tough luck, Jesse, cause someone just SHIT. I can’t believe you just poo’d! And it was a puppy toooo! I can’t believe, you just poo’d! I’m gonna punish her, anyway. Punish that dog! Punish her anyway. Punish that dog! Go ahead, and call me cray. Punish that dog and think introspectively. I can’t believe, you just… POOOOOOOOO’D! I had to do this, you left no choice. Can’t ever trust you. Love me, or hate me. We will release, all those nasty turd balls. Don’t try, and run away. (Poopy Johnny is just getting the hell outta there) To another place, that you can crap. I am not your enemy. Can this go a little, more smoothly? Can I get a doggie, on the end of my leash? Say, yes Cause you need to go. You see you never heed the call, until it’s far too late. Tough luck, Jesse. Cause another one just SHIT! I can’t believe you just poo’d! It was Poopy Johnny, too! I can’t believe you just poo’d! Now I’m gonna, punish him anyway. Punish that dog, punish him anyway! Punish that dog… Enjoy, the shitty cage! Punish that dog, never liked you anyway! (First ever Kangaroo Labrador.) I can’t believe, you just… POOOOOOO’D! POOOOOOO’D! (The creator of the Psycho Series, Overachievers, G.A.M.E., Rule 19, Super Mario Bothers, and the Devil Inside, ladies and gentlemen.) Can I get a pupsie on the end of this leash? Say yes. Say yes, cause you need to go. You see you never heed the call, until it’s far too late. Tough luck, Jesse… You’re standing in SHIT! (RIP Jesse’s Uggs.) I can’t believe you, just poo’d! You were my favorite, too! I can’t believe, you just poo’d! I’m gonna punish her anyway! Punish that dog, punish her anyway! Punish that dog, call the SPCA! Punish that dog. It’s been such a shitty day! (HA, GET IT?) I can’t believe, you just… POOOOOOOO’D! (Wait, what are you doing Jesse?) *Jesse proceeds to hang himself, due to his dogs shitting* I can’t believe you just poo’d… *When you nut, but she keep sucking* (I miss those song parodies actually ;n;)

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