♪ ♪– Hi, it’s Sydney.
– And Carissa. – Nina, I’ve known you
for almost a decade now, and I couldn’t imagine a more
perfect guy for you than David. – And I will never forget
your guys’ first date. Nina came home that night.
– Mm-hmm. – And she was skipping
and she said, “I just met the one.” – Hi, guys, it’s Jecca! It’s like Jessica
and Becca combined. Don’t worry about it. So me and
the whole bridal party were roommates freshman year,
and everyone said I was gonna be the first one
to get married, and now I’m the only one
who’s not married. [chuckles sadly]
Just crazy. It’s crazy.[upbeat music]– Ladies and gentlemen, please
welcome for the first timeas husband and wife,
Mr. and Mrs. Cohen-Smith.[cheers and applause] – Love you, B.
Love you. – Congratulations. – Bartender, more red wine.♪ ♪– You did it, David.
Finally did it. – A toast to finding
your soul mate. – Cheers.
– Oh, [bleep] that. Weddings are bullshit.
[bleep] it. – We don’t– – No, but not you,
Nina and David. I love you guys.
Whoo! [belches] – And that’s when I knew that David wasn’t
just a keeper. He was your keeper,
and you were just– – Oh, my God, bitch, boring. Hey. Everybody–oh, hey, bitch! I’m sorry,
but she has no charisma. Or tits, am I right? No, no, no,
I’m sorry, I’m sorry. That was too much.
I’m sorry, I’ll calm down. I’m sorry, I’ll calm down.
Okay. Just kidding!
[all gasp] Okay, get back here. I’m not done, I’m not–
Did I say I was done?– ♪ In a world that… ♪– To get to see my grandbaby
so happy, it’s the most wonderful– – Jesus!
– Hey, bitch! I [bleep] her grandson
in college once. But shh. What, bitch?
I said “shh.” [“Hava Nagila” plays] ♪ ♪ – Wait! Hey, excuse me, excuse me,
excuse me, wait. Do me first.
Do me first. [all gasp, chattering] [humming “Hava Nagila”]
– Shh, shh, shh. – Hey! It’s so fun!
Jewish people, I like you. – Oh, my God. – My daddy was wrong
about you guys. – Is everyone ready? Okay, here we go. One, two, three! – Bitch!– ♪ The rest of my life ♪– All right, newlyweds,
go ahead and cut the cake. – [gasps]♪ ♪– Happy [bleep] birthday,
you guys. – Please tell me
you have other footage. – Well, not without her in it. – Hey, bitch! We’re engaged. We’d invite you, but it’s
like a super small wedding. You know? Bye, bitch! – We met at your wedding.