The Drunkest Person at the Wedding – Alternatino


♪ ♪– Hi, it’s Sydney.
– And Carissa. – Nina, I’ve known you
for almost a decade now, and I couldn’t imagine a more
perfect guy for you than David. – And I will never forget
your guys’ first date. Nina came home that night.
– Mm-hmm. – And she was skipping
and she said, “I just met the one.” – Hi, guys, it’s Jecca! It’s like Jessica
and Becca combined. Don’t worry about it. So me and
the whole bridal party were roommates freshman year,
and everyone said I was gonna be the first one
to get married, and now I’m the only one
who’s not married. [chuckles sadly]
Just crazy. It’s crazy.[upbeat music]– Ladies and gentlemen, please
welcome for the first time
as husband and wife,
Mr. and Mrs. Cohen-Smith.
[cheers and applause] – Love you, B.
Love you. – Congratulations. – Bartender, more red wine.♪ ♪– You did it, David.
Finally did it. – A toast to finding
your soul mate. – Cheers.
– Oh, [bleep] that. Weddings are bullshit.
[bleep] it. – We don’t– – No, but not you,
Nina and David. I love you guys.
Whoo! [belches] – And that’s when I knew that David wasn’t
just a keeper. He was your keeper,
and you were just– – Oh, my God, bitch, boring. Hey. Everybody–oh, hey, bitch! I’m sorry,
but she has no charisma. Or tits, am I right? No, no, no,
I’m sorry, I’m sorry. That was too much.
I’m sorry, I’ll calm down. I’m sorry, I’ll calm down.
Okay. Just kidding!
[all gasp] Okay, get back here. I’m not done, I’m not–
Did I say I was done?– ♪ In a world that… ♪– To get to see my grandbaby
so happy, it’s the most wonderful– – Jesus!
– Hey, bitch! I [bleep] her grandson
in college once. But shh. What, bitch?
I said “shh.” [“Hava Nagila” plays] ♪ ♪ – Wait! Hey, excuse me, excuse me,
excuse me, wait. Do me first.
Do me first. [all gasp, chattering] [humming “Hava Nagila”]
– Shh, shh, shh. – Hey! It’s so fun!
Jewish people, I like you. – Oh, my God. – My daddy was wrong
about you guys. – Is everyone ready? Okay, here we go. One, two, three! – Bitch!– ♪ The rest of my life ♪– All right, newlyweds,
go ahead and cut the cake. – [gasps]♪ ♪– Happy [bleep] birthday,
you guys. – Please tell me
you have other footage. – Well, not without her in it. – Hey, bitch! We’re engaged. We’d invite you, but it’s
like a super small wedding. You know? Bye, bitch! – We met at your wedding.

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59 Responses

  1. Comment Highlighted says:

    I love the Pelosi Clap ๐Ÿ‘ ๐Ÿ‘ ๐Ÿ‘

  2. Shadeau #GU says:

    Not my proudest fap…

  3. Beverly Wilshire says:

    I want a Jecca show!

  4. Pancho Tango says:

    Orgullo Latino. He is just awesome. Love the show.!

  5. Raddy McBarknuckles says:

    Jeka is a liberal. Typical miserable fuck…and wants everyone around them to be miserable too.

  6. Nochum Jordan says:

    This is more sick than funny

  7. Andrey the Gamer says:

    I would trow her out from there

  8. Twimbo says:

    "Then i said …. looks around space shuttle and floats into space …biiiiiiiitch"

  9. C J says:

    This dude literally BIRACIAL

  10. Bad Kitty says:

    I love the way she looks at him when he tells her that they met at her wedding LMFAO

  11. R says:

    BEEEETTTTCCCHHHH

  12. Valencia Sanchez says:

    I love this man !

  13. NOXY GUY says:

    yet..they kept her there..thts love

  14. sneerbums says:

    I think that one friend is an alcoholic ๐Ÿ˜‚

  15. Red Ericson says:

    She looks like if Sophia Vergara were from Wisconsin… and she drank nothing but cheap wine all day.

  16. Jennymelee says:

    That was a beautifully arranged wedding

  17. CallMeLum says:

    She has no charisma. Or tits am I right?

  18. David Jumah says:

    She said biiiiiitch

  19. Arianne Pady says:

    Isn't that the girl from 'You'?

  20. Keven Valdez says:

    Every one has a friend like this
    Fml mine just happens to be my sister lol jk

  21. Rafael Ramirez says:

    I wanna make the "heeeeeey beeeeeesh……!!!" my ringtone.

    or at least my texts notification ๐Ÿ˜Ž๐Ÿ˜Ž๐Ÿ˜Ž๐Ÿ˜Ž

  22. Keeano Agustiadi says:

    Jecca looks like Maria Kanellis from WWE lol

  23. Crap Gadget Reviews says:

    so they got u into a dress huh brah

  24. shunkela says:

    I love you, biiitch. I ain't gon' never stop loving you, biiiiitch

  25. M says:

    Save yourselves the horror. Do not have an open bar. Messy bitches of all genders rarely want to pay for their swill!

  26. Dulles Perez says:

    The production is great

  27. Crying Cat says:

    ~B I T C H~~~

  28. Illidan Stormrage says:

    Then I said, Beeeeeeeeeeetch

  29. Ajayi samuel says:

    She/he actually looks good! ๐Ÿคฃ

  30. Anna Gruber says:

    Hes so androgynous. I love him.๐Ÿ’‹

  31. KevDev says:

    Him, Key and Peele should do a sketch together

  32. Takeshi Blue says:

    So the camera guy has standards

  33. ice tea says:

    "Do me first Do me first"

  34. St. Sandie says:

    i guess comedy central isnt just key and peele anymore

  35. Gabriela Martinez says:

    This video is platinum gold

  36. Albert Menendez says:

    Bessica has stuble on her chin

  37. CCN Studios says:

    damn, jecca is phizzine

  38. crazeazn says:

    how are Jecca's nipples so low?

  39. gary monk says:

    Loool Behhhtch

  40. Matthew Puco says:

    Trash

  41. Adnan Qamar says:

    At 1:50, I actually realized she's not a woman, rather a man trying to act like one. You are talented. Extremely.

  42. _Krosis_ says:

    "BEEEEEEEEECH" Jecca

  43. SAD HITTA says:

    Every girl on snapchat when they drink ๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜ญ๐Ÿ’€๐Ÿ’€๐Ÿ’€๐Ÿ’€๐Ÿ’€

  44. ORIGINALDOGMAN John Castro says:

    another sell out …. congrats the devil owns your soul

  45. J Ma says:

    "What butch I said shhhh" ๐Ÿคฃ๐Ÿคฃ๐Ÿ’€๐Ÿ’€

  46. tacita says:

    Bring Jecca back!

    Heyyyyy, beeeeeeetch!

  47. tacita says:

    Petition for Jecca to meet Meegan!

  48. KimAckerman 21 says:

    Just finished watching this on tv and had to find where this was from๐Ÿ˜‚I'm not disappointed

  49. Kayan Dt says:

    ….know, he was not just a keeper, ๐Ÿฅบ he was your keeper ๐Ÿ˜ฅ,

    Oh my god bitch

    I died ๐Ÿคฃ

  50. slayer 1 says:

    These shows are excellent alternatino rules my favorite one is about the undercover Mexican they saw through that shit right away and tossed his ass LMFAO don't know Mexican act like that LMFAO not the ones I know anyway although a couple are just as mad mentally speaking basic life 101 the world is getting better though it has to LOL

  51. Leon Fowl says:

    Daamn he's an amazing actor.

  52. Mhao Yeager says:

    Jebecca

  53. Mattos J. Berger says:

    He as a woman looks and acts EXACTLY like Summer from The Mentalist.

  54. Youโ€™re Wrong says:

    HEEEEEY BIIIIIIIIII๐Ÿ‘…๐Ÿ‘…๐Ÿ‘…๐Ÿ‘…๐Ÿ‘…๐Ÿ‘…๐Ÿ‘…๐Ÿ‘…๐Ÿ‘…๐Ÿ‘…๐Ÿ‘…๐Ÿ‘…CH!!!!!!!

  55. Harry Sacket says:

    I could never be an actor.. u got to be borderline gay now and days

  56. Tanmay says:

    Why am I hard after seeing him?

  57. Olivia Rae says:

    Antonio Garza?

  58. DOINGWHATIDO f says:

    Yall know thats a guy

  59. Handgun 500 says:

    Weird…I feel like only California people find this shit funny

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